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@kmidnightt

I'm not procrastinating, I promise

"but how does the giant monster consume enough calories to eat?' fuck YOU it's part of a lush ecosystem that isn't depicted onscreen. Yeah let's just pause the adventure to discuss trophic levels and ATP transfer between subterranean bacterial colonies. Fucking clown. Yeah let's just halt the whole adventure to talk about how the iron-poor planet never developed a magnetosphere, thus the cellular life can harvest energy from cosmic background radiation. That's appendix shit. Moron.

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greelin

“what is sexy about vampirism exactly?” i cannot help you if you even need to ask, like. i can’t. i’m sorry. there’s nothing for me to do. you’ll never UNDERSTAND