annoying as fuck
I think my favorite memes are the ones about insignificant but universally relateable things
“Me and Frankie got pulled over last night. Well, it’s more like we got held up by four undercover SUV special agent police. And they asked me twice if I was vampire. I’m not even fucking shitting. That guy doesn’t even know how he made my year. And then they let us go, and they said just drive a little slower. Then, they go “are you guys Satan worshippers?” We said “No, dude.” And don’t ever call a cop dude because they don’t like it.“
Super cursed
sumn positive on ur dashboard 😭❤️
I just about died when jack dove under 😩😩
We really do not deserve dogs. 🥺🥺🥺
Source: twitter.com
tallsaint-deactivated20221218
Thinking again about how "I lost my fear of falling / I will be with you" is both about not being afraid to fall in love and not being afraid to die and go to hell um gerard . I think that's a little uh. Gay
we're truly living in another universe rn
catch me with my sick ass nocturnal baby that goes to raves and lives in the woods
God LISTEN TO DESTROYA listen to those drums coming towards you to make you lose your mind for four minutes listen to the aggression in Gerard’s voice because THEY DONT LIKE WHO YOU ARE listen to those guitars they sound HOT they sound like making out in the midday sun listen to the aching noise of it calling you to reject everything you’ve been domesticated with LISTEN to Destroya
me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person
signed mcr setlist from 2005
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i know this has already been done but. hey. which mcr album are you.
(cw for vaguely philosophical stuff and unreality)
imagine how powerful i would be if i felt completely comfortable with my body and mind and actually had a sense of self esteem
odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”
Oðinn spake:
Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.
hiking-viking
I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful.
themintykid
ay @systlin hmu
My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.
Solen sken, skönt gyllene
Dagen Tor föddes
På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell
Där låg Loke
—KJN
My translation:
The sun shone, sweet golden
The day of Tor’s birth
On the tarmac, by Taco Bell
There lay Loki
(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)
ay yo show ur husband
@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes:
(oops spot the typos)
the-winter-road
i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it
Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki
The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing
This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!
And in Danish because why not:
Solen skinnede, skøn og gylden
På dagen for Tors fødsel
På asfalten ved Taco Bell
Dér lå Loke
“LEV MERE (LIVE MAS)”
*Snorts*
When Thor born
He hair shine brite
A very very
Magical site
But then I see
A bab from hell
I pik up loki
From taco bell
the rosetta stone of shitposting
Now THIS is the best post on this hellsite
the jetset life is gonna kill you / mcr
DESTROYA has the fucking lyrics “If what you are is just what you own, what have you become when they take from you almost everything?” and y’all only let it be the horny song?? horny with taste!! p lease
Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die
Source: xzojox
listening to my chemical romance on shuffle is like shaking ass. crying. shaking ass and crying. gender resigned. committing arson. accidentally listening to the national anthem.