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girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

girl help i'm having creation ideas above my motivation level

girl help I’m having creation ideas above my free time level

Why are scientists trying to give robots realistic human faces cut out all those useless shit just put anything there as a head and I will smash

i have been sketching out little ideas for cute summery shirts featuring my resident house goblin

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

Every fanartist ever

Also every fic writer

Also corvids when you befriend them

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

Hi friend! Fun fact! The human body can only absorb one liter of water per hour, and not all at once! Likely the reason you’re peeing so much is because you’re taking in too much water at a time, so your body just flushes it through your system as opposed to absorbing it. A good rule is ¼ liter every 15 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely times that I want to (and will) glug a whole liter like it’s nothing, but steady hydration throughout the day is key! -Your friendly local wilderness first responder who rehydrates people for their job :)

Dang okay 📝

If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

Well done, i guess…

Second:

I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

look what is back on my dash. Jesus.

This came back but with ACTUAL SCIENCE you are the saviour of our generation

I have no words

I seriously just needed this

This deserves the 1 million+ notes it has.

Literally tumblr broke from sll the science

OK, there’s a lot of people who’ve seen way more stuff on here than I have, but that is NOT a normal glitched gif…

wait wHat i got it too

Y’all I can do it both ways really easily, and actually do the “girl” way more even though I wear guys shirts so idk

WHAT WAS THE THIRD GIF? I GOT THE GLITCH? (TUMBLR LET ME SAVE THE GLITCH?)

TUMBLR WTF?

Sometimes I wonder about this website.

world heritage post

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

I just keep adding to this and it’s slowly going from a meme to something I might have to talk to my therapist about

every time ballister is on screen he looks like this

i'm not really a hater so much as a disliker. occasionally the fires of hate burn within me but mostly i just encounter things and go hm. don't like that.

Found family shows what love truly is. That it isn’t a transaction or a complusion of any sorts. It’s a choice. A choice to make a home, a life, with the people you care about most. A choice to stay through it all and to trust others with your heart, and for them to trust you with theirs. 

It shows how love is perfect because it’s chosen, not forced, not required, not limited.

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

I’m doing a pitch for NICKELODEON. I’m not taking any chances.

i don’t have any already please just give me ANYTHING

I feel so bad every time I reblog my beloved mutuals art without crazy tags because the art is so so good I just never have proper energy to say anything

heres the thing.

oak + mangrove + deepslate + calcite accents

warped + stone brick and cobble + basalt + blackstone or deepslate accents

jungle + white concrete + stone and andesite + deepslate

mangrove + white teracotta + dark oak + smooth quartz accents

spruce + cobble and stone brick and mossy variants + white concrete + deepslate accents

acacia + jungle + brown and black teracotta + deepslate accents

crimson + blackstone + white terracota + glowstone accents (but watch out)

birch + stone and andesite + dark prismarine + tuff/basalt accents

dark oak + stone and andesite + teracotta + prismarine brick accents

do you understand

disclaimer by deepslate i always mean bricks or tiles or smooth or combination thereof i only use cobbled deepslate here and there because it is so ugly on its own. deepslate tiles slap though

and THATS the way it is

i can’t blame him i’d do the same thing