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I've never told a lie, and that makes me a liar.

@klissme / klissme.tumblr.com

basically just living for taylor swift, harry potter, sherlock and shit memes
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I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

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If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

That was a near-religious experience 

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

NO. I’m reblogging this post to advertise root beer now

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

rootbeer.com !!!

If any of you fuckers report me for spam I will kill you with a brick!!!

When opening with The Man- the album titles are slapped across her shirt- bold, black, lifeless lettering that is almost like a prison font 🖤

At the end.. her album titles were beautifully sprawling across her piano, in feminine and pink cursive while she played her self written song, Lover... 💕 What a beautifully unspoken message, @taylorswift

Goals to be cooler

Step 1: be more like Justin McElroy

Step 2: look more like Travis McElroy

Step 3: talk more like Griffin McElroy. Use sexual phrases like “deep nut” and say “dog” instead of “man” or “dude”

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The fact that Griffin has a legit reason why Garfield was growing a clone of Magnus and he’s never going to TELL anyone what it is, is something I don’t think I can live with for much longer.