Watching this on repeat for half an hour
Source: t.co
confession time: when I was younger and first read the harry potter books, I thought “exploding snap” was “exploding snape” and that all the students just hated snape so much that they made a game where he explodes.
ohmargaery
omffg in german they actually translated it with ‘Snape explodiert‘ (=snape explodes) at some parts in the books SO I WAS LIKE 100% SURE IT WAS REFERRING TO SNAPE UNTIL LIKE LAST YEAR
Wait... so, are you saying they don't have a game in which Snape explodes? I've been fooled my whole life... and I was always wondering if the slytherins have a similar game, something like 'exploding Hagrid'... stupid me
Don’t worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us
Blair Waldorf
gilmoresgirls
You’re just scared. Just like everybody else when they’re taking on something big. Look, there is no button to push to get you through this. You just gotta jump in and be scared and stick with it until it gets fun.
Why was everyone so shocked when they found out that Hagrid is a half-giant? What the hell did they think? Did they really think he has “just big bones”? He is f*#§ing 3 and a half meters high!?
Luke and I have had our ups and downs over the years, but through it all, his relationship with my daughter, Rory, has never changed. He’s always been there for her no matter what. He was there to celebrate her birthdays. He was there cheering her on at her high school graduation. Luke has been a sort of father figure in my daughter’s life.
White Collar intro | Friends-style [x]
Favorite relationship → Harry and Hermione
Requested by @professorlupins
The scar on his forehead burned so badly that he clapped his hand on it. “What’s up?” said Hermione, looking alarmed. “Scar,” Harry mumbled. “But it’s nothing … it happens all the time now …” None of the others had noticed a thing; all of them were now helping themselves to food while gloating over Harry’s narrow escape.
Lucius: So, how come you didn't kiss her?
Draco: What?
Lucius: How come you didn't kiss your girlfriend?
Draco: You mean, Granger?
Lucius: Whatever her name is.
Draco: Well, she's not really, uh... I mean, we've never actually... She's not my girlfriend.
Lucius: So if you die in this war, are you gonna regret not kissing her?
[He gives Draco a look]
Lucius: You should've kissed your girlfriend, son.
A sexy ferret and his ferret
So please tell me that George and/or Ron made sure that the poem Ginny wrote to Harry on Valentines day is read out at their wedding
Me: I’m not sure new episodes are a good idea. Apart from Rory’s, the other characters’ stories are told and I don’t want them to mess them up again just to keep it interesting. Besides, I don’t trust ASP, she could drive the show into a pit of darkness and despair and leave us there. Nope.
Also me:
This is me 😂
the duality of granger
hermione: being expelled is literally Worse than Death you guys
hermione: the only logical solution to this problem is to set a teacher on fire
Thanks Obama 😂
Source: baawri
And on today’s edition of The German government reacts to Donald Trump, this time with German Vice-Chancellor Sigmar Gabriel:
Regarding Trump’s complains that rich Americans drive German cars and German’s don’t drive American cars:
Regarding Trump’s comments about Germany’s refugee policy:
Gabriel out.
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