My #wcw forever and always. @karenknismesis ❤😘
hotsoccergirl1234
What’s going on here exactly??
songsaboutswords
southern gothic
queenentina-deactivated20180121
my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming
Source: queenentina
I would never say it to his face but Dennis has great thighs.
sunshineghost-deactivated201508
americans are u aware that ur using the word wrong
hqlle
man shut up i swearta god with yall lil ugly hard ass cookies
i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them
I’m home alone with the tv repair man
Im no fool, there is only two possible outcomes of this scenario
porn or murder
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlie
Apparently there was an unforeseen third outcome where he fixes the tv and then leaves
Depression Humour is such an age specific thing like i was walking down the street and narrowly avoided getting hit by a speeding car and a middle aged woman said “You could’ve died just now!” and i said “yeah if only.” and she just stared at me in shock. Like yes i hate being alive but I’m going to get these jokes in before i permanently clock out of my shift
I was tweeting about this the other day, because I had Instacart deliver some milk, but I was out. I wasn’t home […] and then the milk got hot. And I was thinking, ‘Why isn’t there like little dump buckets in front of houses and they can just put cold stuff in it?’ Buy a fridge, put it on your porch, done. I just solved your problem.
