Broken but Saved

THIS IS AN OLD VIDEO BUT ITS THE MOST BRITISH REACTION EVER AND I CANT STOP LAUGHIMG

anxiety: they hate you

me: who hates me

anxiety: they

I forgot my towel….

Every Facebook memory is a reminder of how dumb I was a few years ago

My parents taught me to not talk to strangers online. Now that’s pretty much all I do on this website.

In a dildo factory, telling someone to go fuck themselves is a request for quality control.

The car and airplane was invented before sliced bread. Think about that.

Most of the Spirit halloween stores, open up temporarily in stores that went out of business. They are the spirit of the dead store.

You never realize how often you use a finger until you have a cut on it

Ouch, this water’s hot.

I would never commit suicide myself, but the older I get the more I understand it.

I think that every time a single sock goes missing, it shows up as an extra Tupperware lid.

*person falls, in a loud destructive manner*

voice off camera: Hey, Ron.

fallen person: Hey, Billy!

robin williams was rad as hell.. 

I’m still fucking devastated about this.

Same. I’ll never get over it and nothing has been the same since.

sigh

Just want to point out that Christopher Reeve was considering suicide before Robin Williams showed up. He didn’t just make him laugh, he saved Reeve’s life. Also, he paid for Reeve’s medical bills from the accident.

*stillgrosssobbingoverthis*

I will never get past his death.

crying

Yeah, I’m still not over this

The most beautiful, funny people are sometimes the ones hurting the most - and the best at hiding it.

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Girl pizzas have arms