Here's hope, and shitposts

Just got an email from Redbubble telling me they’re increasing their seller fees to a whopping 50% of your monthly profits. Not only that, but they now also charge a separate, additional fee for trying to raise your prices past a 25% margin to try and make up for the fees.

Redbubble is shit as is and already paid a mere pittance but this downright insulting.

Thanks for nothing, assholes 🖕

This is a consequence that really never gets brought up, and it really should be because of how damaging it can be.

Genuinely, this is a massive problem that railroads have to deal with on a surprisingly regular basis

I need everyone to appreciate this cool river rock I found with 3 types of veins

:(

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

I'm fed up with "maybe later".

Lyra, my beloved cat of 13 years, passed away this year on Father's Day. She's been by my side through very difficult times and was my little rock of steady and unrelenting love. I struggled a lot drawing this, and struggled a lot posting it, but I know I would've wanted to read a comic like this that validated my grief for her when I lost her.

Wherever you are, Lyra my little summer star, I love you always! Thank you for being the best thing in my life.

Lyra, my beloved cat of 13 years, passed away this year on Father's Day. She's been by my side through very difficult times and was my little rock of steady and unrelenting love. I struggled a lot drawing this, and struggled a lot posting it, but I know I would've wanted to read a comic like this that validated my grief for her when I lost her.

Wherever you are, Lyra my little summer star, I love you always! Thank you for being the best thing in my life.

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

my favorite joke in all of phineas and ferb is when doofenshmirtz says "these are my new pet crocodiles, susan and susan. i named them after each other"

So play like a noob? got it

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:

#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???

I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.

I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?

I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.

The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.

“The best swordsman on the planet doesn’t fear the second-best swordsman. He fears the new swordsman, because he has no idea what the lunatic will do.”

One of the main reasons fencing against a total beginner can be difficult is that they have no self-preservation. They either don’t know or don’t care to defend themselves the way someone with more experience does, and have no issue leaving themselves vulnerable to make attacks, which breaks down the usual tempo of a fight and puts you on the defensive (because you value your safety), and you don’t want to be on the defensive.

If I had a nickel every time I recieved fencing advise from a trans girl on tumblr with the term catgirl in her url I’d have two nickels! Which you know it’s not a lot but it’s funny it happened twice.

We have a long and treasured warrior history. Google “warrior cats” to find out more

fellas, Arson may have eaten part of the next chapter. I'm diving into one drive hoping it has a save point wish me luck

me and my completely disorganized writing folder against the world

CHAPTER RECOVERED

started teaching my bf how to sew this weekend and stupid idiot fell for the oldest trick in the book, this hobby aint about sewing boy its about IRONING

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

"what if you regret it" what if I don't?

I understand your point, however this maybe wasn't the best post to cross my dash while I'm fighting the temptation to text my ex.

this is about transitioning DO NOT TEXT YOUR EX ITS NOT WORTH IT DONT DO IT