TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

Jesus ffucking christ bro.

Seems like he had an oral fixation… Almost as if he were replacing the cigarette with… No i shant say…

Then we’ll all say it together

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inaccurate, they will survive.

can someone please make it so the cats spit the fireball back and forth

quacking in my boobs over this

QUAKING

BOOTS. FUCKER

tumblr glitch that hath rended my dash asunder:

free shitpost generator??? why isn’t this an official browsing mode. anyway here are my fav screen grabs, all hits no misses:

pure poetry. it’s like trying to tune into a specific radio station but you have giant lobster claws instead of hands

wow my blog is officially cursed, we love to see it

cs.desserts

poor financial decisions manifesto:

bro, we wake up to come hang with you. we come over to hang out with you. we are here for you. bro.

Howl's pooping asshole

Stop

Peepee's delivery service

when you’re in the club freaking it sensitive style

bestie necklaces for haters

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

boots with the curse

The whole necropolis was looking at her

monday’s melancholy zelink!

bumper sticker that says “I fuck someone with autism”

"he was so insane for this" and it's just the hero of hyrule wearing a cunty little outfit