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First off this blog is chaos so jot that down / Nygmobblepot Stan / Loki is a garbage boy and I love him / Bi trash don't mind me / Always tossing in a random hyper-fixation

in the father brown community, there are the ones who: ship sid and sullivan and express it loudly and the people who: don’t “really” ship sid and sullivan but deep down they do.

Watching Amazon stake their entire media division on this new Tolkien But Sex property is like learning "Disney is switching directors in the middle of star wars." I feel like I'm watching Hollywood become slowly digested by sort of large serpent. Like Jormungand but for movies.

Like "Wait they're adding gratuitous sex and violence to a Tolkien thing? Have they ever spoken to someone who has read the silmarillion? They haven't noticed the serpent either? Well, this is going to go poorly for them."

We must make eminembrimor the new morbius

My favorite part of the new lord of the rings is when they put the ring on and transform into the lord of the ring

"It's you eminembrimor, you're the lord of the rings"

"Its ringing time"

I love when Morgoth says “It’s Morgin’ Time!” and Morgs all over the Maiar, corrupting them into Balrogs

@ everyone saying "he's not calembrimor it's sauron" you're wrong, that's his alter ago, Ring Shady.

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having trauma feels so cringe sometimes like ohhhh look at me look at me my mom was mean when I was little and it's going to continue to affect me and all my relationships for the rest of my life. I'm gonna be sick

New theory after rewatching some of series 3: Sid and Sullivan have agreed it will be less suspicious if Sullivan pretends to arrest Sid so he can go and ‘interrogate’ him in private for a couple of hours. 

This is why Sullivan makes such a show of taking Sid in and why Sid loudly protests (but if you actually watch him, doesn’t resist at all). And why they’re always smirking and exchanging looks when Sid leaves. 

They think they’re extremely subtle but Goodfellow knows and just doesn’t ever want to broach THAT subject