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oof rewatching shameless and i thot this was funny 🤭 how about prissy!reader not giving lip any for a bit bc she's busy or something, & he's sooo pent up and grumpy, ian + mickey make fun of him and tell him he needs to get laid lmao

every move he goes to slide in behind her, she's evading, flitting around the kitchen with a set to-do list rolling through her head in an endless loop of anxiety. the ripped apron tied snugly around her hips is dirty with flour, maybe a little egg, and absolutely a chunk of raw hamburger meat. fiona had previously 'tasked' her with taking care of that night's dinner, in addition to debbie's bake sale brownies that the young girl had reminded you both of at the very last minute.

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Thinking of Lip who finds an innocent reader in college and corrupts them 👀

"did you want to sign up for our fundraiser? you don't have to donate anything at all, just spreading the word helps." you push forward your clipboard with a cheeky smile, crows feet cratering into the corners of your eyes with the effort of it.

lip sucks at his teeth, taking the shiny piece of wood from your extended hand and flipping back the first page to view the plethora of names scrawled messily across their respective rows. "can't say i can, princess." he hands it back, much to your chagrin and accompanying scowl.

"my name isn't-'

"i don't actually remember hearing that name of yours..." he pauses. "princess."

you take back the clipboard and tuck it against your chest, but not before rocking your weight back to your heels. "... get three more names on this list and i'll think about it."

he scoffs, pulling it back from your tight grasp. "you and your fuckin' sorority shit, princess. i'll be back."

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Anonymous asked:

hi! could you write lip gallagher x shy!reader where she’s a nanny for liam/ or his son (but same age as lip ofc) and he just takes a liking on her, the way that she talks, she dresses like a lovesick puppy 😭

pls pls pls

and thank u!!

"oh shit, you here for ian?" lip steps into the household, pulling roughly at the door to get it to swing shut against the rough chicago winds. "he's not home. sorry, i-"

☝️- academic rivals to lovers PLEASE. draco and reader have been competing for the highest grade in class since 1st year. sometime during 5th/6th year reader’s bf broke up with them and they kind of lost sight of the whole competing thing. ofc when draco realizes he gets all worried and wonders what’s wrong😋. he corners and confronts her about what happened, and the rest is up to you! not a want, but a NEED😁

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DM. A WORTHY OPPONENT

SERIES academic rivals - CHAPTER ONE, THE BEGINNING

I, II, III, IV

absolutely YES. I am in LOVE with this trope and I hope that you enjoy this as much as I did writing it (and dreaming about it allllll night long). thank you once again for the request of the century, dearest lin<3
  • btw this is in 'you' person (lol) I just start it in third for the sake of the story ok enjoy

His hands shook. Her hands shook. Everyone watched as the teacher ruffled the papers, going down the rows of desks and slowly handing them out to the students one by one. His knee bounced up and down beneath his desk while her leg, crossed over the other, swung back and forth. The clock ticked quietly in the background, the little owl clock face charmed to hoot softly at every hour. A delicate drizzle pattered against the window panels and, despite the winter's rain that was kept at bay in the cold castle by radiator spells, the two were sweating. It was that time of the term again, the time where the students all took their half-annual tests to indicate who had been keeping on top of their studies, and who had been, god forbid...slacking.

McGonagall neared the final two desks in the centre of the classroom, and their knee bouncing stopped. The leg swaying stilled, and the clock seemed to stop ticking. Even McGonagall seemed to still slightly, peering over her glasses to glimpse at the two students, fingers on papers. The final two papers.

𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭?

Summary: After a Quidditch incident, Draco ends up suffering from mild amnesia, unable to remember the events of the last few years. The situation proves to be quite bleak when he fails to remember that muggleborn Y/N Y/L/N, who he had always antagonized in the past, is his secret girlfriend. 

Warnings: Memory loss, slight injury 

Pairing: Draco x Muggleborn!Reader

Year and House: Unspecified 

Word count: 3.8K

𝐈𝐟 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐨𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐮𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦.

In all his years at Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy was notoriously known for his condescending sneers and abysmal behavior. A spoiled brat, many liked to say, he was so deeply rooted in his skewed and twisted ways that there wasn’t an ounce of redemption in him. 

It was known around Hogwarts that Professor Snape finally being introduced to shampoo would have a relatively higher chance of occurrence than witnessing the Malfoy heir saying something nice to just about anyone. But if someone had the misfortune of stumbling upon the hidden alcove near the Great Hall, they would scurry away to Madame Pomfrey’s, seeking an immediate remedy for their unstable minds. 

oKAY hmmm draco teasing you in class because you're doing some cute habit (i.e. sticking your tongue out while writing, or bouncing your knee)? i know that's not really specific aaa tell me if you want more detail lol

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a/n: mwahahaha guess who's back👀 yessir! wi here, is back(probably) andddd I was gonna start with some angst but decided against it coz why not? anywayyy, hope you all like this, it's been so long since I last wrote🥺also, it's gonna be a headcanon.

  • y'all would be sitting in class waiting for Professor Sprout to show up. Draco is sitting beside you ofcourse.
  • Professor Sprout is going to take a test and let's just say herbology is not your best subject. You wait for her anxiously and start fidgeting with your hands.
  • draco notices this and takes a hold of your right hand and brings it up to his lips and places a chaste kiss on your knuckles, looking at you straight in the eye.
  • he then leans closer and whispers,"you will be alright, darling." you'd be blushing like hell by this point. even after about a year of dating, this boy makes you feel so many new things everyday.
  • you look down to hide the rose tint covering your face and he chuckles and kisses your cheek.
  • Professor Sprout eventually arrives and handovers the question parchments and you start writing.
  • when draco is finished with his test, he looks towards you to see you still writing. he almost chuckles when he sees your tongue dart out which draco has noticed happens when you're doing something with full concentration.
  • he doesn't disturb you at that time.
  • when you finish your test, you look at him and he darts his tongue out too as a way to tease you pout and look the other way to hide your smile.
  • "you look cute when you're concentrating",he whispers into your ear considering students are still writing the test.
  • "you,draco malfoy, are a flirt", you squint your eyes at him, trying your best to hide your blush.
  • "only for you", he winks at you and looks forward to see if Professor Sprout was looking before stealing a kiss on the lips, leaving you like a mess.

a/n: how was ittttttt. so long since I last wroteeee

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Young love | d.m. x reader

Summary: From Narcissa's point of view, she sees how Draco falls in love with you.

Word count: ~1.5k

Warnings: none it’s just fluff

A/N: It’s been months since I wrote a full-length fic. So, this is not my best. Hopefully it’s still okay hehe.

Reblogs and comments are always appreciated!

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The first time Narcissa noticed you were on the platform 9 ¾. It was time for another school year. She and Lucius were there to drop Draco off to the train to Hogwarts.

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those innocent eyes, dm.

SUMMARY — Draco experiences love at first sight for the first time.

PAIRING — Draco Malfoy x reader

YEAR  sixth.

GENRE — one shot, strangers to potential lover, 

WORD COUNT — idk, but not a lot hahahah.

WARNINGS — I didn’t proofread !!

Draco couldn’t believe it. He never believed in love at first sight, thinking only fools could fall under one’s spell without ever uttering a word to them. But there he was, completely smitten by the gaze of a girl he’d never seen before.

snarled goodbyes

cw: swearing, smoking, monica, mention of death, mention of pregnancy (karen's), a change-up of the scene in s2e8, mention of a knife, crying

word count: 3.0k

it's thick and husky; the immediate scent that filters through your nose and pulls your brows into a pointed 'v.' one that causes heavy limbs to clunk against one another and a low sigh to slip from your languid lungs.

a foot dangles off the precipice of the bunked mattress, its manicured toes curling at the bite of cool air that nips at them.

"hey. time to wake up." a rough slap to the sole of said foot tugs you immediately from the half-slumber you were lulling yourself into, and your eyes flash open.

"huh?"

Anonymous asked:

lip who just loves your ass like he's obsessed with it always smacking and squeezing it even in public and shy!reader always goes red and hides her face everytime

there's a slight gait in your walk in your voyage of the run-down ice cream truck, a group of people from ages 10 to what you presume is mid 40s, standing in front of the open side. lip glances up from a recent transaction, eyes twinkling with joy, hand raising in a nonchalant wave before he beckons you closer.

you push through three people, opening the door and stepping into the truck and closing it behind you. "hi."

kevin, who's lounging in the back, slotting joints into their respective baggies, waves in your direction. "hey! what are you doing here?"

you wind your arms around lips neck, humming contentedly when lip draws his arms around your middle and squeezing you tightly. "just paying you two a visit. i brought food!" in your hand dangles a brown paper bag, mcdonalds logo printed on the front.

lip groans into the crevice of your neck reaching down to grab a handful of your backside and giving it a mighty squeeze. "jesus christ, giving me a hard-on, huh?"

you yelp, jumping in his embrace and burying your head into his pectoral. "i told you not to do that!"

he squeezes once more before releasing you, kevin slipping the bag from your grip and delving inside already. "hey man," the older gentleman at the window is growing impatient, and you clear your throat uncomfortably, going to sit down next to kevin. "we gonna do this or what?"

lip rolls his eyes, hand extending for the cash the man offers. "cool your jets, asshole. you'll get what you want."

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𝚜𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝 𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 // 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎

lip gallagher x northside OC (Daisy) summary: in which lip could never see himself falling for a girl from the northside 

part one of ?

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warnings: swearing, smoking word count: 3098

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Lip had no idea why a girl from the northside attended a shitty public school in the southside. And quite frankly, he couldn't care less. He had enough shit going on in his life, he didn't need to add thinking about some entitled priss onto that list.  She smiled constantly, and never seemed to get upset or let the intimidating southside area scare her. She was a privileged girl, anyone would assume so, and for that reason, Lip decided that he didn't like her. 

After all, "All northsiders are the same"

Y/N L/N gets ready for the Oscars

brad pitt x model!reader

Y/N L/N highest paid supermodel in the world, gets ready for THE OSCARS , with guest appearances from oscar nominated boyfriend Brad Pitt, dressed in Balenciaga.

“Hey Vogue, I’m Y/N Y/L/N. Come get ready with me for this years Oscar Ceremony” Y/N says as she powerwalks into the room.

“So the dress is here. I’m so excited “ you voiced to the camera. “She’s here from Paris. You ready?“ your assistant added. ”It’s a Balenciaga gown and we are just really excited by it“ you reiterate as your assistant takes it out of the bag. ”Demna and Balenciaga actually reached out to me when I was in Paris for Fashion Week and I’m extremely honored to be able to wear something from their Haute Couture Collection this year. I keep saying I’m excited because I am like this is my first Oscars and I’m going with Balenciaga I think it’s very different for me, very Balenciaga very elegant and beautiful in my opinion.”

“Time for Glam” The camera transitions to Y/N in a chair getting her hair and makeup done. ”So we are in the glam chair now. This is my legendary makeup artist, Mary Phillips, and my one and only hairstylist Jen Atkins, and my boyfriend Bulldog Jacques” Y/N says this as she plays with the dog. “Every time we’re getting ready, it’s like one thing gets the moment, So it’s either the hair, the makeup or the outfit if you do it all it becomes too much. So we are letting the dress have its moment but we’re obviously going to have fun with the makeup and hair but still keep it simple.”

“For my skincare, I’ve always found that less is more. I think if anything I love doing a hydrating mask or a treatment mask either the day before or like the morning of depending on timing. But otherwise, I drink a ton of water all day, I just want to feel really hydrated. I normally prefer a chill day compared to this because I’m a naturally sleepy girl which is weird because I’m a model which is a very fast-paced job. Tonight I’m just really excited for Brad cause this is his first Oscar nomination and he worked so hard for this and for his acting ability to be recognized by the Academy is huge. I’m just so proud of him tonight. Were not finished just yet but we are getting there.”

The camera transitions to Y/N in the kitchen making tequila. ”Why not have a little tequila to loosen us up before you go out on a carpet. As Y/N mixes the drink she says ” Again , I have never claimed to be a bartender so do not judge my lack of skills.”

“It is time for me to get changed So I will be right back.“

The camera cut to doing a montage of Y/N modeling the Haute Couture Gown in the living room with slow upbeat music playing.

The final scene of the video is Y/N and Brad leaving the Hotel room. Brad says in a playful way “Oh My God , I get to go with Y/N L/N to the Oscars ”. After he said that she hit his arm jokingly. We see glimpses of Brad and Y/N on the red carpet with reporters following their every move. 

Lastly we see Brad win Best Supporting Actors for Jeffrey Goines in “Twelve Monkeys” and Y/N kisses him on the cheek before he goes and collects his award.

angel

pairing: ashtray x reader
includes: fluff, ash being super in love, 16 yo ash & 16 yo reader

ash feels like his heart is going to explode.

you just…you look so fucking pretty. you always look pretty to ash, but today you were something else.

you have your hair pulled back into a neat bun, strands of hair framing your makeup clad face. you had white, winged eyeliner on to match your white sun dress and ash swears you look like a fucking angel.

an angel sent from heaven, just for him.

Made a friend today?

harry styles x reader (SOH)

summary: Y/n asks harry to buy some pads, and of course, he gets spotted.

w/c: 2.1k

warnings: nothing but period stuff ig

a/n: my period is going to be the death of me but this photo is so precious

Harry got into London late. The plan was that Harry would go back to his place since it's three in the morning, then once he has woken up he would text Y/n to let her know he was coming over, ending with them being disgustingly cute together by cuddling on the bed and watching a movie together.

Instead, Harry got a text that caused his heart to beat to extreme levels.

Can you come over?

Anonymous asked:

Hello! hope youre doing good!! I was wondering if you could write something about how Harry and Y/n just had to leave each other for work and Harry has an interview the next day and he's a little grumpy?? love SOH so much!!

Management

harry styles x reader (soh masterlist)

summary: harry wants to get back at one of his managers for what he said about his relationship with y/n, which makes for an interesting interview.

warnings: heavy allusions to sex, slut-shaming, and just lhh being the best protective bf ever

a/n: may have taken a bit further than grumpy…love lhh <3

The hotel was perfect: isolated, glamorous, and private. That’s why it was every celebrity’s dream. But to Y/n and Harry, it was their relationship’s paradise.

Y/n had a series of interviews lined up in Montreal and Harry just so happened to be able to fake sick long enough for the Montreal radio interview to be pushed back to an incredible two days. Two days was a lot for them, normally they’d have a phone call, a couple of hours, or even a day if lucky. But two days ment that they could spend the night together, and because One direction flew in on the red eye flight, they could get two.

When Harry checked in with the rest of the band, he went straight to his room, changed to pajamas and a sweatshirt with a hood, and left to room 2089, her room.

Harry got a little queezy on the trip up; his fear of heights combined with his lack of sleep and flying sickness didn’t make for a great combo. He just really needed some sleep.

new years, new family

harry styles x reader (SOH masterlist)

summary: y/n meets anne and gemma for the first time, and harry's just happy. || w/c: 2.2k

a/n: felt i should post a bit more before im back to class, enjoy and have a good new year!

Anne was an amazing mother. She was kind, empathetic, and had the strong will that helped her do what was right. Harry loved his mum too. Despite all the arguments and the fame, he has always had faith in her. He truly felt the love and comfort that a mother should give any child—and he still does to this day as an adult.

Anne prided on being someone her kids could go too if they needed an ear and always gave her kids space, but that didn’t stop her from being curious about their lives. She would sometimes sneak in a “do you like someone” or “when do you think you’ll have kids” every now and then, but they knew she just had their best interest at heart.

Anne was very careful about what she asked Harry though, not to say that she would be blunt with Gemma, but there were certain questions that would sound too much like a TMZ journalist asking questions. So, Anne would turn to Gemma to maybe slip some detail about Harry’s life.

The last time Gemma came around her mothers though, she did tell Anne that Harry’s got a crush that sort-of, maybe, turned into his girlfriend. “But don’t quote me on this. I don’t know for sure.” Gemma reminded her mother.

Lullaby

harry styles x actress!reader

summary: a drunk harry and drunk y/n meet at a party, he asks her for a favor and they have a little talk and nap in the bathroom, which of course, leads harry to fall in love.  (see masterlist for series summary <3)

w/c: 2.5k

w: mentions of sex and drinking–smut in future chapters 

a/n: omg this is my first fic for harry! I love this trope and I couldn’t help myself but to write a little series/universe for it because i think i’ve read all of them lmao. but pls keep in mind that english is not my first language and i’m sorry for all of the little spelling/grammar errors! enjoy!

February, 2012

Y/n never should have listened to her friend when they said she should sneak out from set at nine and take a two hour car ride into London for a party. 

After partying and drinking, all she wanted was a break from the loud noises and sweaty bodies brushing up against her. She headed for the bathroom but groaned when she heard whimpers coming from the other side. She really didn’t want to be out here and the bathroom was the only bit of privacy that the large studio loft had to offer, she hoped that maybe the bathrooms would at least be vacant, but apparently not. 

“Do you know where Y/n went?”

She panicked when she heard that voice. So she banged on the door, and broke the weak lock and went inside, eyes shut.

“Look, I’m so sorry if I’m interrupting–”

“Can you help me?” A small voice asked her. She opened an eye and then the other when she saw a lone boy, fully clothed. He had a small curling wand in his hand and an empty cup on the bathroom counter. “It’s not curling my hair.”