"I've been thinking about" something I've thought of for 5 seconds
"it just occurred to me" this has been bugging me for 11 years.
Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar
number one hottest thing a girl can be is funny. number two hottest thing a girl can be is lame as hell
always remember, friend,
now go in peace
This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.
[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]
internet heiroglyphics
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
totheorder
:)
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
Achievement Unlocked:
Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber
Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts
1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
That car is not messed up enough. Here.
1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12
DIRECT ACTION
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Vandalism doesnt change the system, it just slows it down and costs money. And no costing money won't change things either. It just goes on the national debt.
are you...talking to the cockatoo
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
maplebungus
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
hozey-nevergoingtochurch
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat
whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen
Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.
Yeah sorry we put your boyfriend in the corner. Yeah, he’s in the spotlight, losing his religion. Yeah he’s trying to keep up with you :/ oh no I’ve said too much
What if He led you to me?
link in botw: yah sure link in totk: thank you for volunteering for the hylian space program
I'm completely normal about this movie...
Anyway won't it be cool if all media was treated with this much love and care
Need for Speed (2014, dir. Scott Waugh)
Are you telling me this isn’t from breaking bad
i think if 'dude' is going to be gender-neutral there shd be an etymologically feminine word that becomes gender-neutral too. for equality. call yr guy friends 'babygirl'.
one of my friends did that to me and i'm not their guy friend anymore
one of my friends did
that to me and i’m not their
guy friend anymore
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
yellenabelova
Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)
this looks like the same party
they’re shouting back and forth across the club
Maybe plow the Lord’s fields in heaven
leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015
caluummhood
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
thejamesboyle
the first post ever on tumblr
5sos-smut-world
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
troylershipszalfie
this is my favorite post ever.
The 10 year anniversary.
wait what??
well I guess happy anniversary to color of the sky!! it is truly a cursed masterpiece
Color of the sky, my beloved! 😍