nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

Mephone4 spells onomatopoeia

Best one ever😂❤️💃🎼🎵🎤

Pictured: thresher shark, orca, porbeagle shark, blue shark, snailfish, Greenland shark, rockfish, bigfin squid, mako shark, and basket star

surgeon who gives the patients he thinks are hot extra organs during transplants. enjoy your third kidney baby girl

[ Audio from :: Sr Pelo ]

🍄DO THE MARIO🍄 

happy MAR10 day!!! here’s a silly animation I made with my friend for this joyous occasion 

(Twitter: @LizandIvy ) ( and the youtube link here! )

I had too much fun with this I literally cannot fathom how much I love this lmaooooooo 💀💀

Watch the whole thing

I’m every one in this

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

It’s back!

I looked this up because I had to know what it’s from. It’s a film called The Gay Deceivers (1969), and it’s about two straight men who, seeking to avoid the draft, claim to be gay, but then have to keep up the pretense when the army places them under surveillance.

The man in the red cardigan in the clip was played by Michael Greer, who was openly gay himself - unusual for the time. He actually worked closely with the director and rewrote much of the film’s dialogue to reduce the homophobia and make it more realistic. As a result it’s quite progressive for its time, having a gay character, played by a gay man, living in a happy same-sex relationship, which is more than a lot of media offers us today.

Plus the clip is delightful.

I just looked it up on wikipedia and fucking

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World Heritage Post

Was this recorded in a mug

i hear a beat

this clip is in 4/4

Why has this been on my dash so much? I’ve seen it like five times today now. Is the collector behind this? This a Grub type situation?

this is easily one of the videos i’ve ever seen

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

Ｉ ｄｉｄ ｎＡＵＧＨＴｔ！ Ｍｉｓｔｅｒ Ｅｌｅｃｔｉｃ ｓｅｎｄ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ   ｐｒｉｎｃｉｐａｌ＇ｓ ｏｆｆｉｃｅ ａｎｄ ｈａｖｅ ｈｉｍ ＥＸｐｅｌＬｅｄ！

The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

I will always reblog Mr. Electric Kill Him

It’s so funny

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

if you’re an amateur artist you are so fucking awesome. please don’t stop creating just because it’s hard. even if you have time constraints. fuck yeah draw on that napkin. fuck yeah paint for five minutes a day until you feel ‘done’. create that shit!!!

Wenomechainsama

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

Lol doubt it

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

What the hell, I’ll try it

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

I wants a doot doot

hoooowwww does this work??!

wonder if this works

…. Bet

Nah lol this wont work

I wonder

Update:

2 million plus notes now. I bet not.

Gimme the doot doot

Last time I reblogged this I didn’t get Doot Doot in my ask box. What gives?

I got it-

i wants doot doot-

update:

I deny this

Give me doot doot :D 🤲🏻

Does this even work?I want a doot doot

I beg for da doot doot

hee hee

You know what? Let’s try this

doot doot?

I too would like doot doot

pls gimme doot doot

(Let’s give this a whirl shall we!)

(lets go!)

Huh ok

I need a doot doot

doot doot?