Obito: Are you ready to go to —
Obito: Wait. Deidara.
Deidara: Y-yes?
Obito: You’re doing it again.
Deidara: Obito, come on, hm. Isn’t it enough that I married you? Isn’t it enough that I wear your ring on my finger?
Obito: It’s just an important thing to me, dear. In the past, the wives of —
Deidara: I’m not your wife, I’m a damn man, hm!
Obito: I know. But my point is the — the spouse of an Uchiha would tie up their hair when going out in public, in order to show the Uchiha crest on their robe. It was a way to show that they were married. If you keep your hair down like that, how is anyone going to know that you’re taken?
Deidara: *sighing and pulling his hair into a bun* Fine, fine. But I think you should do something for ME, then, to show that you’re taken, too.
Obito: *kisses Deidara’s fingertips* Whatever you ask of me, my sweet.
*later at a small family get together; Obito talking to Itachi and Sasuke and Deidara across the room talking with Kisame and Naruto*
Itachi: So how’s it been going with Deidara?
Obito: Good. He’s wonderful and I’m so happy to have him. We had a little bit of a fight, though, about him showing the Uchiha crest on his back.
Itachi: Really? Kisame couldn’t wait to display his. He asked me about it every day until I sewed it on the back of all his clothes.
Sasuke: Naruto was kind of stubborn about it too, but we compromised: he wears the Uchiha crest on his back, and I wear the Uzumaki symbol on mine.
Itachi, to Obito: How did you get Deidara to wear it?
Obito: I … I compromised too, and agreed to wear his symbol on my back.
Sasuke: His symbol? What do you —
Obito: *turns around, revealing two paint hand-prints, one on each butt cheek, with the words “Property of Deidara” written in the center of his waist*
Sasuke:
Itachi:
Obito: Actually I kinda like it …
