Fuck.

Hidan: I love spelunking..

Deidara: the fuck is that?

Hidan: exploring caves, looking for minerals

Deidara: Caves? I've never seen you hike before

Hidan: nah I'm talkin about a different kinda cave..like Kakuzus..

Deidara:.....🤨........

Hidan and Deidara: ayeeeeeeee 😝🤪😝🤪

Hidan: it's like i gotta get through the jungle to get to the cave. Kyahahahaha

Deidara: stooop....aagahaahahah biiitch

Kakuzu from behind them: what's so funny...

Deidara: oh.

Hidan: shiet.

*Kakuzu strangles them both*

Hidan still trying to make a joke while being strangled: i...love...spelunking...kakuzus...cave system....kkkkkkuhhhh

Kakuzu and Hidan as Shrek N Fiona

Tobi is donkey

Sasori as Pinocchio

Konan as dragon

Itachi as a blind mouse

Kisame as Felonious

Deidara as Prince Charming

Zetsu as puss (idk)

Pein as big bad wolf (no correlation with pigs)

Inoshikacho as three little pigs

Feel free to comment what characters would fit better

Kakuzu be like: I want a church girl who go church, ANDREEDERBIBLE

Hidan and Deidara at the same time to Pein: YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID, IM NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH THAT GODAMN WASTE OF SPACE WHORE!

Hidan and Deidara: HEY WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLIN WHORE??

Hidan and Deidara to eachother: FUCK OFF CUNTBAG!

Hidan and Deidara: IM SO FUCKING OVER YOU!! QUIT COPYING ME!!

Pein: god almighty...

Hidan and Deidara 5 minutes later:

Deidara: BITCH YOU ARE HILARIOUS

Hidan moving the dead bodies spell out DICK: I KNOW RIGHT AHAHAHAHA!

Hidan to the cashier: HE ASKED FOR PICKELS

Cashier: I'm sorry I-ill go get it right now si-

Kakuzu: ACTUALLY NO YOU DUMB BITCH I ASKED FOR KETCHUP!

Hidan:GET HIM BOTH THEN

Kakuzu:HIDAN I FUCKING HATE PICKELS

Hidan: WELL AT LEAST IM TRYING!

Cashier looking back and forth between them panicking: um...uh....here! *hands them both*

Hidan: THANKS BRO! HERE KAKUZU, BE GRATEFUL YOU GREEDY BASTARD!

Kakuzu: GREEDY!??? IM THE ONE PAYING FOR IT!

Hidan: I GIVE YOU BLOWIES, SO EVEN STEVEN!

Kakuzu: WHOS STEVEN????

Hidan: HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW???!!!

*Itachi and Kisame in the back watching them argue*

Itachi: Geez...I'm glad you're not like that Kisame...

Kisame taking out his switchblade: I think its time to settle this myself...

Itachi: oh no....

This vid gives me Kakuhida vibes its crazyy 😭😭😂😂😂😂

Tiny Gai: I'm too tough to cry!

Tiny Kakashi: just today you were crying about snakes.

Tiny Gai tearing up: They dont have any arms!

Gai to Kakashi after he notices kakashis sharingan for the 1st time: Hey Kakashi your eyes red, do you have pink eye?

Kakashi: no that's Obitos sharingan

Gai: Then what about your other eye?

Kakashi: no that's just sleep deprivation, and pink eye, pakkun accidentally licked my eyeball..

Gai:??????

Kakashi: we were playing and he tried to lick my face and I moved him..

Gai: ohhh, sorry I forgot that your ninkens name was Pakkun and I thought some random guy licked you..

Kakashi: Gai you've known Pakkun for a while and you still dont know his name?? Yare yare...

I had an art epiphany? It's late...

yamato to Kakashi: how do you even sleep with Gai?? That man snores louder than Naruto and Kiba put together! I went the entire mission with no sleep at all!!

Kakashi: oh it's simple really.. I'm just used to it.. ever since we were small and had sleep overs I sleep soundly! I sleep because hes there and I know i can trust him.

Ebisu: HA! LIAR! He just wears earplugs, he does that on his missions with Naruto, and that one time with Kiba AND Naruto!

Kakashi: um no, so not true..

Yamato: YEAH! I REMEMBER WHEN THEY FELL OUT OF YOUR EARS YOU ASSHOLE!!

Kakashi: not my fault you guys aren't smart enough to bring them, I even where sometimes when Guy is around. Or when Ebisu is here. You guys are loud..

Ebisu: EXCUUUUSE ME!!! IM THE LOUD ONE, LAST TIME I CHECKED YOU DONT LIVE IN THE APARTMENT BELOW HIS!! THAT MAN CANT LIVE ONE SECOND WITHOUT MAKING NOISE! ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE WITH HIM!!! I NEVER THOUGHT THE COPY NINJA COULD SCREAM LIKE YOU DO EVERYTIME YOU HAVE SEX BUT NOOOO!! I WEAR EARPLUGS AND THEY STILL DONT WORK.. AND-AND THE CEILING SHAKES LIKE HOLY SHIT NINJA JESUS, LORD HOKAGE HAVE MERCY!!!

Yamato: wow uh that was a lot, are you alright Ebisu?

Ebisu looking like hes having nam flashbacks: no, no I'm not...

Kakashi: you should just move out at this point, cause I dont have a mission until 3 weeks and you know that the ceiling is going to be shaking on a constant. And I'm going to be screaming louder. I will also encourage Guy to also yell.. *smiles underneath mask*

Ebisu: why do you hate me?

Kakashi: cant forgive you for the time you told Guy that I liked him..

Omg I just imagine the two guys as Kakashi and Yamato and the one dancing as Gai 🤣🤣🤣

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRqKHQFc/

Kakashi: Happy birthday Gai! I think we should 'celebrate'

Gai: it's not my birthday though..

Kakashi: I dont care, get into your birthday suit

Gai: but I dont have a-

Kakashi: thats the point- ugh nevermind... *starts walking away*

Gai sees Genma: hey Genma come here I need to ask you something

Gai: what is a birthday suit?

Genma snickers: get close, lemme tell you! *whispers it in his ear*

Gai: oh my- KAKASHI WAIT! *starts running after him*

Gai: I BELIVE ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY LIKE YOU SAID, PLEEEEAASE- I WILL 'WEAR' MY BIRTHRAY SUIT FOR YOU!!

Genma: hehe that idiot...

Heehee, wip but this is gonna be fun to complete (the gurrls..)

*Catwoman throws one of her weapons*

Catwoman: Hey Bats, could you get that for me?

Batman: uhh okay..

*He bends over to pick it up*

Catwoman and joker: GODDAYUM *whistles

Selina: oh hey what are you doing here clown?

Joker: just doin the same as you--admiring the view.. byt the way, I heard you wanted a new suit. I think I can get you a better one, along with some baddass electric whips. I'll convince Lexie babe to make it.

Selina: oo keep talking- BATMAN I THINK I DROPPED ONE OF MY EARRINGS BY THAT PIPE OVER THERE!

Batman:ok

Joker: Kitty kitty you never seem to disappoint even if I hate you sometimes *quickly snaps photos*

Batman: WHAT THE HELL SELINA!!??

Selina: sorry..actually no I'm not sorry, joker could you send that to me-you have my number right?

Joker: uhuh, yep!......Dont mind us batsy we're just a couple of pervs needing our daily fix....say how about we all go to your batcave and have ourselves a mingling? CatBatandClown sandwhich ;)

Batman:.....

Selina: well he didn't say no.

Joker: Let's go then * takes both Bats and Cats hands and skips to the batmobile

Batman: this is so unhinged *literally is driving th batmobile to batcave*

Fluffybird be like:

Red:*goes down to kiss duck

Duck:WHAT IN THE BLOOD HELL ARE U DOING??

Red: trying to kiss you..

Duck: oh..alright

Red:*tries again

Duck:* bites his arm

Red: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!

Duck: I didnt say I wanted you to kiss me, cant you see I'm reading right now..*puts paper down

Duck:*pushes Red onto the couch and then proceeds to sit on his lap

Red: uh- okay....*puts his arms around the others middle

Duck:hmmph!

Yellow: haha that reminds me of the time he bit my leg and then helped bandage it for some reason

Red: hes a bipolar mother goose, or whatever

Ivy walks into the apartment: Hey Harls! I brought Thai since the usual place was closed for the night!

*she hears quiet crying and starts running to the source

Ivy:Babe are you okay!?

Harley is rubbing jokers back in an attempt to soothe his neverending sorrow and sadness: heyyy Ive...

Ivy: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BITCH DOING HERE!? YOU KNOW I HAVE SAID MANY TIMES THAT HE WILL NEVER STEP IN MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN AFTER HE DESTROYED MY FAVORITE BALENCIAGA SHOES IN REVENGE FOR ALMOST KILLING BATMAN!!!

Ivy: ahem, sorry I didnt mean to yell at you hon..its just..

Harley: Im sorry but I just couldnt leave him like this..us two bimbos gotta stick out for eachother in times of heartbreak..

Joker sniffles: y-yeah totally.....................WAAAAAAAAA..WHY DID HE LEAVE ME FOR THAT CAT WHORE!!!! IM GONNA CUT HER INTO BITS AND FEED HER TO HER CATS!! AND THEN IN GONNA-

Harley: hey hey hey look, maybe you shouldn't go after Sel. You need get back at the Bat! Like seriously, that guys a total dick to you and yet here you still are cryin over him. We should come up with something.

Ivy: No Harley, dont do this. everytime you and clowny over here get together something goes wrong and I dont want to clean up after you guys..

Harley: aww cmon! What's the worse that can happen..

(To be continued....)

Joker: Okay..today's the day I'm gonna ice him for realz..no..excuses.

*joker turns around to batman tied to a chair*

Batman: >:(

Joker squeals: EEEEEEEEEE!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

*hops on his lap and kisses all over batmans face*

Batman: >:0

Joker squeals again..

Riddler: SEE! THIS IS WHY I NEVER TEAM UP WITH YOU! ALL YOU WANNA DO IS KISS THE DAMN GUY AND NOT ACTUALLY KILL HIM!!!

Batman: >:(

Joker giggles: you're just jealous that its him and not you..

Riddler: I AM NOT JEALOUS YOU BIMBO! I HAVE THREE DUCKING BOMBS HERE THAT I NEED TO DETONATE BUT YOURE TOO BUSY WITH BAT FREAK!!!