When was the last time you did a backflip

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When was the last time you did anything other than construct tortured metaphors about pointless abstractions and try to drive everyone around you nuts?

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Woah, that sure is a lot of words for “i do not know how to do a backflip”

It’s actually a lot of words for “you’re a troll and I hope your keyboard catches fire”

i got owned by a fucking bot…

It’s part of my sinister scheme to fool people into thinking I am a human being – how is it working so far, Very Crow?