I ask again, what is the purpose of school resource officers other than to instill discomfort in the student body? Other than to brutalize and single out select “problem” students at random, often marginalized ones? There was not one single time during my academic career when I was glad there was a school resource officer in the school. It was a teacher who disarmed a student at my school. Every time there was a violent brawl, it was a teacher who inserted themselves in the middle to stop it. It is teachers who put themselves in front of gunmen to protect their students while the coward cop sticks his thumb in his ass in the parking lot.

“I got my life back.” Now you can spend the last 10-20 years sitting on your ass, receiving a pension. Those 14 children you failed to protect will never know the privilege of getting old. They’ll never get their lives back.

All non-violent charges

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Loser conservatives hate their tax dollars being spent on things like health care and education but love paying for this mother’s imprisonment for completely rational behavior. Embarrassing country.

F*ck every person who ratted these women out

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Four days apart

Please go watch Sex Explained on Netflix. Not only is it a great resource for the basic sex education that is sorely lacking in the U.S., but some of ya’ll need to take a deep breath and remember the difference between fantasy vs reality. This purity culture thing that we’re going through right now is directly harmful to responsible, healthy sexual expression. BTW this woman, Lisa Diamond, is a noted psychologist and has been pushing for greater understanding of womens sexuality as a whole.

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Maybe stop dating in general if you feel the need to break things your partners enjoy

you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen

enhanced edition of this trope is when they cut to blorbo bleebus doing something entirely contradictory to how they were just introduced, like “i know a professional, someone discreet who can handle things quietly” cut to blorbo bleebus in the wildest fucking bar brawl you’ve ever seen, screaming their own name and stopping to down shots while still holding some dude in a headlock

We need a Dracula movie where they do this with Van Helsing.

#jack: i just contacted… professor van helsing#arthur: whomst?#jack: a genius an expert in every field of knowledge you could possibly imagine#he has five degrees he is one of the most respected academics in europe#*cut to van helsing running out of a church with a priest in pursuit and communion wafers spilling out of his pockets*

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You get it!

Oh yeah, The Ordeal. Its normal to wake up in a cold sweat years later with nightmares about The Ordeal. Anyone who didn't go through The Ordeal is forever marked as a little too carefree. A little too uninhibited. Its illegal not to send your kids to The Ordeal.

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It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

Seein' too many Twitter refugees asking if they'll get in trouble for saying "kill yourself" to people and while no, you're not gonna get nuked from orbit, that is maybe something you just shouldn't be doing in general perhaps?? Maybe telling people to kill themselves is bad actually?? Some of y'all are wild, why is the first thing you can think to ask on a new platform if you can send one of the worst kinds of harassment to people?? Grow tf up and learn how to use the block button. It'll do wonders for your mood, trust me.

"It's a joke!"

Some things to add from the notes:

Telling someone to kill themselves, even as a joke, is against tumblr's community guidelines and you can and likely will be reported if you do it publicly.

(I can also see the argument for it falling under "Violent Content and Threats" as well as "Hate Speech".)

As for doing it privately, while your friends probably won't report you, tumblr knows which asks and messages are connected to which accounts, EVEN ANONYMOUS ONES, so if you send stuff that that to someone else it can be traced back to you no matter what.

Which leads us to two, this kind of behavior can land you with actual legal charges if the person you sent that message to actually does take their own life. Even if they're a friend and you were kidding, their family might not see it the same way. And even if the person you're saying it too is your friend and knows you're joking, well if you have a really bad falling out they have dirt against you. Or if one of your accounts gets hacked, then whoever did that has even more dirt on you. Trust me, that shit looks Really Fucking Bad out of context...and in context, tbh. It just looks bad.

Like seriously, I am usually pretty chill about dark humor, but this is literally the One Thing it is hella irresponsible to just say to people for dozens of reasons and tbh you should work on removing it from your vocabulary asap. I know people don't really do the whole internet safety stuff anymore since the government sold our souls to Facebook and Google but there is no real anonymity online anymore and "the things you say online can have actual repercussions for your real life and the lives of the people around you" is a very basic rule that is more true now than it ever has been before and I think we all need to remind ourselves of from time to time.

TL;DR: Don't tell people to kill themselves, even as a joke. It makes you look like an asshole, can get your account terminated, can get you in trouble with the law, and is all around just a shitty thing to do that should absolutely NOT be normalized or treated as a joke.

Friendly reminder that you ABSOLUTELY SHOULD report people for doing this! It is ALWAYS morally correct to use the report function for the intended purpose: keeping this website livable!

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

PSA: bot comments are taking over ao3

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Basic rundown:

Please spread the word about this so authors can filter comments and report them accordingly

There has been some speculation about why this is happening at all, and the best guess is that this is a feature that AI-training story-scraping tools are implementing to try and make their browsing traffic look legitimate

Can all the tumblr homosexuals agree to stop buying chick fil a. It's so depressing that across the board lgbt people and supporters are indifferent to chick fil a and feel fine buying it. Can we at least stigmatize it here

For those who actually like chick fil a sauce and refuse to boycott because of that:

It's ranch dressing, honey mustard, and barbecue sauce. Now free yourself

Fuck Chick-fil-A. That homophobic chicken isn't even that good, y'all are literally simping over chicken that tastes like it was made at a White cookout

The sauce:

The chicken (deep fried):

Air fryer version:

Fresh lemonade:

Lemonade milkshake:

Whatever thing you love at chikfila you can make yourself fairly trivially (if! you are able to cook! which I know not everyone can).

Simply look for a "copycat recipe" for the item, eg, "chikfila copycat chicken recipe."

There are literally thousands of extremely dedicated food bloggers out there who have long ago perfected there at home versions of stuff.

It's midnight here, so happy disability pride month to my fellow disableds, the chronically ill, and also to the temporarily abled.

If your activism doesn't include disability, you're sure as fuck going to wish it did.

Nothing about us without us ♿👊

As we are, so you will be. All health and ability is temporary.