sometimes i’m like i’m the luckiest girl in the world and then an hour later i’m like .. someone cursed me cause no way that’s how that was meant to go
im still young i still have time im still young i still have time im still young i still have time [lays on the floor wasting my time]
everyone loves crazy girls until their genuine delusion and insanity comes out
Joel x Reader: halo, hiding my obsession (one shot)
Plot: Joel wants you more than he wants a peaceful life. He just needed a little bit of coaxing to realize it.
Tags: NSFW, minors dni, daddy kink, breeding kink, no Y/N usage i think, HEFTY AGE GAP (not mentioned but 15-20 years), CHEATING (poor tess I'm sorry), clothed man/naked woman trope, SMUT, reader is lowkey insane in this one (but so is joel so pemdas), kinda short, i also borrowed a line or two from gone girl (my fave romcom)
“Ready, mama?”
DECEASED, ENDED, DONE, FINISHED, GOODBYE
That’s it that’s the only thought I can put together you’ve turned my brain to mush 🥵🥵🥵
sorry for being shy and having disgusting kinks. it's called balance




