the internet is so cool. I can post something online like
"hey if you're a twink then solve this equation: 4x + 2 = 46"
and inevitably at least ONE twink will find this post and solve for x. it's just a guarantee
Hi I'm a Twink, the answer is 11
we are all connected through this digital space. the assistance of a twink is merely a tumblr post away
how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies
im holding out for her to die of like, racism poisoning or something in 2023
Like to charge, reblog to cast
found a twitter tweet that was like "oh yeah content warning hatoful boyfriend has a lot of gore and violence" and every single person in the notes/retweets/qrts/whatever the fuck terms twitter has was going "WHAT THE FUCK IT HAS WHAT" and i find that hilarious because. large amounts of gore and violence is a tremendous understatement about the amount of stuff that goes down in hatoful boyfriend
my full trigger list for hatoful boyfriend (and its sequel), for anyone curious is:
just on the off chance anyone reading this doesn’t know what Hatoful Boyfriend is
This is the worst joke I’ve seen and I am crying
theyer old enough that they used to connect
They're older than Florida. The Floridian peninsula is the solidified runoff of the Appalachians that got caught on some coral. It's why we're like this, I think. You don't stand a chance of being normal when you were created by the shed skin of an elder god draping itself over a hollow skeleton. You're always going to be a little Off.
you know its a dark day when you'd rather have the mobile layout then this dogshit
You know that study that found when doing a blind taste test the majority of people prefer pepsi over coca cola so coke changed their recipe to taste more like pepsi, and people actually liked the new coke a lot less because the people who were buying coke didn't want it to taste like pepsi they wanted their coke to taste like coke. That's what a lot of the new changes tumblr is working on feel like.
in italy, lesbian parents are being removed from their child’s birth certificate in favor of the ‘biological parent’, regardless if that person ever had a role in raising the child. welsh has been doing this as well. it feels like we’re going back decades.
The article saying Italy currently has a right wing government is very much downplaying the seriousness of what sort of right wing threat is going on there.
For anyone not from Italy and do not know, Italy’s prime minister is Giorgia Meloni. And we need to not sugarcoat the fact that she is a fascist.
She defended Mussolini, denying the fact he has blood on his hands and contributed to mass genocide saying he “never killed anyone”. She parrots white replacement theory, but calls it “ethnic substitution” instead as she said Italian identity is being “wiped out” and that immigrants would replace Italians, justifying it by citing history of lower birth rates.
Giorgia Meloni also has parroted multiple antisemitic conspiracy theories and has made many more fascist dogwhistles beyond just what I mentioned.
She emphasizes the fact she is an xtian, and is vocally homophobic and transphobic.
See this article for reference of one of multiple sources as to what I am discussing. (Because of paywalls, I tried linking archive.org for the article. I hope the link works).
Giorgia Meloni’s political career started with a youth group with fascist roots. She founded a party called the “Brothers of Italy”. Consisting in it is the presence of more than one fascist (in which one is already too much), with members all too willing to praise Mussolini.
In addition, a particular notable new member of the Italian parliament that was brought in: Allesandra Mussolini. If you are wondering, yes. She is the granddaughter of Benito Mussolini. That’s right. Him.
If you are thinking about the fact that people are not to blame for the sins of their father, I agree that many people do not end up acting as a reflection of their family. People very well, and have an obligation to, end up putting down any legacy of hate their family had carried. Nor should they especially be the start to passing it on.
But as to whether or not Allesandra Mussolini still admires her grandfather’s sins regardless? Well… I would show you this article. Yep, she is apart of the Brothers of Italy party.
in addition, let me show you these tweets of her response to Jim Carrey posting art depicting Benito Mussolini hanging by his ankles. I think they speak for themselves.
Here’s the other Spidersona/venomsona idea I came up with while delirious when ao3 went down.
Prehistonic the hedgehog
sonic fandom canonically the first and oldest video game fandom
god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)
Can someone with more time on their hands go through and report these replies or maybe tell them to die
Free block list in the notes, yall
Also, as someone actually living in Florida, they’re not banning porn from classrooms. That was already not allowed. They’re banning anything that mentions racism and queer folks. Unless you wanna convince me all the math textbooks that are banned from Florida’s school curriculum had kids counting dicks. But something tells me y’all just see two men holding hands and think of anal sex. And also that you’d immediately abuse your own child if they came out as gay or trans.
But hey. If you genuinely and truly believe that anyone is showing literal porn to elementary school aged children, I dare you to pick up a list of the books banned in Florida schools, read it, and then show me the page where this is happening. And then keep doing that because one slipping past the censors doesn’t mean there’s this epidemic. But it’s less time and energy to just baselessly call me a groomer for being queer. Difference is one shows you actually give a damn about truth and children and the other doesn’t require you to give a shit about either. 😊
why must we play god
Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place
"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today
I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.
Tags that look homophobic without context
I MEAN technically squashes are fruits and they are also EXTREMELY SLUTTY.
The lemon and lime fanfic warnings ARE based on scientific fact.
The lemon and lime
fanfic warnings ARE based on
scientific fact.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@p0ssym1lker -created this prompt it made me laugh and has been in my screenshots waiting for me to draw it so ✨✨✨.
-Also my understanding of how to use Tumblr is so small is it actually kind of pathetic. I spent most of my time with this account surfing so 💅😅👌.
figured out a way you can search for posts that are tagged TWO things on a blog!!! feeling clever
for anyone else who didn’t know, this is the format!:
https://[blogURL].tumblr.com/search/%23[tag1]%2C%20%23[tag2]
remove the [brackets] when using it!
mods are asleep, share hacks that make the site usable against its will
