I’m a faggot with a big heart. Small dick though.
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HAPPY ONE MILLION NOTES OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
OP is still active with people reblogging a 1m notes post once a week
They are the true hero
never give up on your dreams. you can always be a bigger faggot if you just believe in yourself
angel in space who falls in love with an astronaut floating out in the void, not realizing they've been dead for years out there nor comprehending what death even is. is that anything
the angel starts leading them back to earth cuz they think that's what'll make them feel better, finally talk back to them, open up. it takes lightyears to get back to earth's atmosphere and when they do, the angel embraces them as gravity takes hold and pulls them crashing down. they both incinerate into ash and disappear. is that anything
idk is this anything
This is so much actually
[Image ID: a black and white typography edit that reads "make friends with butches" in all caps. below it in script font it reads "if you should be so lucky..." the words are over the midsection of a person from slightly above the waist to just above the knees. the person is wearing jeans, a belt, and white shirt. their hands are halfway into their pockets. the person is textured with halftone dots. the background is black. the entire image is textured to look aged and photocopied. /End ID]
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meetcute idea: your packer slides down your pant leg and falls out and you’re mortified as hell but a guy picks it up and puts it in his pants instead and runs away reallyfast so you have to chase after him and get ur oenis back
bonus points if u describe how the weapon looks :3
If you have a hard time seeing why parasites are cool pretend for a second that their hosts are spaceships. Now imagine any animal at all can potentially evolve to live on spaceships in an absurdly specific way. Imagine a deer adapting into just a head with antlers shaped exactly right to hang off of a spaceship's air vents or a type of lizard evolving into just an armored tube that glues itself to the hull and digests metal. A bird that initially evolved to drink rocket fuel with its long beak until over millions of years it gave up anything resembling the life of a bird to spend its existence floating inside the fuel tank, a neotenous blind tadpole of a thing you only find out is a bird from its DNA alone.
Earth has "technically" (debatably) no vertebrates that became true long term parasites but there are crustaceans, worms, mollusks and many others that did things as weird or weirder than the spaceship examples in order to essentially become an unauthorized part of another, larger living thing. An illegal architectural modification. There's "shrimp" that turned into "slugs" that live in the uterus of angel sharks and a whole group of what used to be jellyfish until they evolved into single celled slime colonies on fish skin.
Hey man what the fuck!!!!!
Anonymous asked:
i like miss enko i think she is very cute. she deserves lots and lots of pretty girls to kiss imo
I think so too, I think girls should also give her a smooch after a long day of being a wage slave
just took a DNA test but it turned out I didn’t have any and the doctor got really mad at me
every month is autism acceptance month with mutuals like these
we need to ban parents from using the word "attitude" so they can maybe start grappling with the fact that their children maybe are having a reasonably angry response
