Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #93 - "Alarm Bells" (2023)
written by CRC Payne art by Starbite, Geoniya Acuna, & Suzi Blake
Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #93 - "Alarm Bells" (2023)
written by CRC Payne art by Starbite, Geoniya Acuna, & Suzi Blake
World's Finest: Teen Titans #1 - "Follow the Leader" (2023)
written by Mark Waid art by Emanuela Lupacchino & Jordie Bellaire
Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Dick: B, I’m going to school!
Bruce: Okay, have a g– …what is that?
Dick: *acts innocent
Dick: What’s what?
Bruce: Why are you dressed like Where’s Waldo?
Dick: I’m playing a game of hide and seek on my teachers. The one to spot me gets to take my attendance.
Bruce: And why would you want to do that?
Dick: Fun. And chaos. Consider it a training exercise.
Bruce: …Fine. I’ll see you in the principal’s office later.
Dick: Cool, k bye!
Anonymous asked:
The world needs more Yue and Zuko friendship, I squeal just thinking abt the parallels. They deserve a life changing field trip together and if u have abt ideas I’m all ears 👀
Hiii anon this ask fermented in my inbox and in my brain for so long,, so take this??? Post canon yue lives/no war au arts?? Anyway aside from the Parallels and their political position & their duty before hoes grindset I think they could learn a lot from each other. With zuko learning the gift of patience & diplomacy from yue & Yue learning that allowing yourself to feel anger and speaking up can actually be Good.
anyway hypothetical life changing trip outcome: zuko takes an intro gender studies class and yue says fuck
(oh and also must not forget the crush on sokka)
#‘toph should say fuck’ ‘let sokka say fuck’ if there’s one person who deserves to say fuck here it’s YUE#also yea i think comparing his life to yue’s would open zuko’s eyes towards Gender Inequality ksbfhd#he’s like you’re mai but prep what do u mean you can’t throw knives 😤#i can accept sexism but i draw the line at banned military indoctrination 😤😤#i like to think that at one point yue shows zuko how to prepare & butcher small game and he does an absolute shit job at it#zuko#yue
Serperior Facts
Jessie doesn't nerd out often but when she does, it's about snakes or fashion. After she released Arbok and sent Seviper to HQ, I feel like she missed them so much she just got deep into ophiology
I can see these two dorks with a grimace shake
Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.
Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.
Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:
Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.
Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:
Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.
Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.
Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.
Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?
Roy: But Bruce said-
Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-
*cut to Jason fighting Batman*
Roy: So does this count, or…
Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?
Steph: Outsourcing.
Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*
Damian: I AM THE BLOOD SON!
Dick: AND I AM THE FIRST SON! SO WHEN I SAY SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, YOU SIT YOUR PUNY PUNK ASS DOWN!
Damian, silently and slowly sits down:
Jason:
Tim: but you were ne-
Dick, eyes ablaze and snaps his neck a whole 180* to Tim:
Tim: -ver mind!
The Best Birthday Present
Somebody on the Birdapp wanted some angst so i gave them little Dick being protected by Super Zitka on the first at Wayne Manor :'<
Remember that pic you did if Dick getting stuffed elephant from his mother for his birthday; I have a strong bet once he had his own daughter Mar’i, one of her first ever birthday gifts she got from him was that very stuffed elephant.
Just throwing that out there
B R O
Dick would totally go out of his way to give Mari her own mini sitka already when she's a baby. Alfred finds them a local who can help them make a little replika of sitka and BOOM
Now both Dick and Sitka are parents 💗
The world doesn’t have enough feline dickkory yet 😤💗
KAT-KORY!!
If koriander had been just a tad more cat like!
had an anon that went crazy with a headcanon of tamarenians actually being more feline presenting than what they are
I ended up giving her giant paws and ALL this worlds fluff for her tail instead of a lion tail whoops
but URGH if i had had the time i would definitely have made a drawing with baby-kitten-Mari and her lil tail urgh 💗🥺
This is totally how it all happened 💗
when you accidentally say 'bye i love you' to the villain being dragged away to prison
Jason: *on private line* Swanhead.
Tim: Red Hood. Don’t call me that. What is it?
Jason: Send me my location, I don’t know where I am.
Tim: Hold-
Dick: *batkids group channel* Hey Baby Bird.
Tim: Nightwing. Again don’t call me-you know what? Nevermind. What’s the problem?
Dick: I need you to send me my location, I got kidnapped overseas.
Tim: Red Hood too.
Jason: Hey! I didn’t get kidnapped, I was violently taken hostage for a minor drug deal that went wrong. Totally different.
Tim: Right.
Jason: Listen here you little shi-
Dick: Oh, Little Wing’s in Belarus. Coordinates: 53.6212, 27.94683 and there’s a bike nearby he can use to get to the aircraft landing space close by but he’ll have to be careful because it’s swarmed by mean-looking guards.
Tim: …..
Jason: Since when are the guards nice-looking?
Dick: Little Wing, when you get kidnapped as often as I do, you get to pick and choose who you like.
Tim: Not getting into that mess but how’d you know Jason’s coordinates?
Dick: Older Sibling’s Intuition!
Tim and Jason: Bullshit.
Tim: Anyway, I’ll send Batman to pick you up.
Dick: Wait, no, Batman will bring Robin and little D just went over to J-Superboy’s house to play video games.
Tim: ….Okay, then I’ll send Batgirl.
Dick: No Batgirl’s throwing it back at a frat party so don’t bother her. She’s winning.
Tim: Orphan.
Dick: No she’s busy dismantling an underground mercenary establishment in Shanghai.
Tim: I’ll-
Dick: Nah, enjoy your date with your golden teddy bear tonight. It’s also a bit of a distance to go from Gotham to Metropolis to pick up your other one.
Tim: OKAY HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYONE’S LOCATION BUT YOUR OWN?!
Dick: ….Tee Hee 😋✨
Jason: *muffled* did he just “Tee Hee?”
Tim: ….where are the kidnappers, I gotta rescue them.
Dick: *in the background on Dick’s line: sobbing and nonstop muffled thank you’s*
Dick: Whaddya mean? They’re fine. Right, guys? *more crying heard*
Tim: Dick….
Jason: *on private channel* Shushhh. Just let him have this. Still send help though. For them.