short person: I literally look like your son. You look like a MILF and I look like your son.

taller person: You don't like it that I look like a-

short person: I look like you dressed me and I'm like the tween boy who... and I don't- I can't go out like this. Can you please wear different shoes?

King

[id: Connecticut Clark and Malfina. end id.]

for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

Reblog if you wouldn’t mind some curious anons right now❣️🤫

Shelley Duvall and her pet lizards

i try not to be a straight up reposter but i need full attention on this video this instant

Blah blah, sunday scaries…

Autism specialty of rain P.2 feat. Morning ADHD

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extremely unsexy of adhd to make me both very annoying and very sensitive to the concept of being perceived as annoying

HELLO ?

Help I got the Temu labiaplasty and now my pussy is on backwards

Its July 10th

Hey, if you never hear from me again it is because I got lost getting to/from my hotel room and am now trapped

I’m honestly not sure I captured all the twists and turns

That's not a hotel that's a Scooby-Doo house