anyways look at this art project from when i was in grade two

reblog Don’t santa for a drama-free holiday

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm

venom (2018)

Croix:

Reblog this if you want a slightly ominous compliment in your inbox

new high school classmate: so what’s your name

renesmee: renesmee

new classmate: that’s… interesting

renesmee: my mom was on crack when she named me

bella, sitting literally two seats away: 

I’m so concerned that this post implies Bella and Edward will attend high school again with their own daughter

youre goddamn right thats what im implying

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You know the “fortnite dances” as people are referring to are like, all popular dances from hip hop artists that were taken without credit, acknowledgement, or royalties right?

Black artists specifically

Almost every single one of them were thought of by black people and artists, then fortnite trademarked then without credit. This is literally cultural appropriation.

I dunno if they trademarked them but they ABSOLUTELY monetized them with no royalties paid out. Like I still don’t support bothering little kids over Fortnite dances or whatever the fuck but check this out:

Even the dance that is often classified as THE Fortnite dance was straight up stolen from black actor and performer, Donald Faison. He improvised the dance for an episode of Scrubs in 2006.

https://twitter.com/donald_faison/status/980313196551532545

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

This is literally the cutest damn thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing with my own two eyes

wlw getting all extra’d out in lingerie just to do cutesie swingdances is the mood for 20gayteen

[teen movie]

gay character: guys… im gay

pothead character: dude thats like, so dope

my 2 brain cells

CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNN

me, a gamer, crying in the bar after my girlfriend dumped me: i’ve never been nerfed so hard before

my new gf: hey can we have an open and honest discussion about our relationship

me, a woke gamer: you got it babe, time for a patch release

me, crying while holding my newborn child in my arms: dlc

At their wedding, looking at my new inlaws: Expansion pack

this cat is fucking RIPPED

in case you nerds haven’t seen this RIPPED cat

We get it that’s your fursona just post it and go

cis person: so have you had,, ,, , the surgery?

me: u bet

Sorry Dolls Kill,

As supreme coven mother of the Witch Scouts ™️ I’m going to have to tell you that this is not a scout approved uniform.

We prefer our scouts to wear sturdier clothes, better suited for adventuring than freezing.

Also, we do give out demerits to those who falsify which badges they have earned.

Thanks,

Scout Mother Oria