peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

Peter Parker:  Miss Mantis, I would die for you.

Mantis, being the cinnamon roll that she is: Oh please Spider Peter, do not do that! I would be extremely sad if you were to pass away and sadness is such a strong emotion. So please, do not die for me for I enjoy your company. Your ‘memes’ are um—-what is the word? Oh, they’re baller!

reblog this post if you fucking hate transphobes

i mean i’ll respect you it’s your opinion but don’t go spewing it everywhere.

anyways reblog this post if you fucking

PSA TO ANYONE WHO READS CAMP CAMP FANFICS ON AO3

If you want to filter out all of those disgusting maxvid fics when you’re looking for new stuff to read, click the “filters” button, then find the box that says “search within results” and type “-filter_ids:11447473.” Maxvid fics will be completely excluded from the search results!

this test apparently tells you how narcissistic you are on a scale of 0 - 40. most people are under 20…i got a 35 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Concept: a school year where the Heathers from Heathers, the Plastics from Mean Girls and the Overland Park Cheer Squad from The Most Popular Girls in School are all released into the same High School. They have to fight to see who is the most popular clique by the end of the year. 

The Plastics seem like they are at an obvious disadvantage, as none of them have killed a man nor been allowed to say fuck, BUT they have Cady, who is the only one who can bring the Pacifist Ending. Should Veronica or Brittnay kill her, there is no way to keep the school from descending into chaos. 

Musicals as John Mulaney Quotes

broadway boots on youtube!

bootlegs can be hard to find on youtube because of the weird, copyright-avoiding titles, so here’s a list of all the ones i’ve found:

please send in any links you have to my ask, thank you!

a

amelie (i think obc) (rly high quality) EDIT: this is apparently from the LA run of the show, sorry for any confusion! thanks @musicalfucker and @themeddlinggirl for letting me know!

anything goes (rachel york) (thanks @a-journey-of-selfdiscovery)

anything goes (sutton foster) (potato level quality)

avenue q (not bway) (thanks @thetoxiczombie)

avenue q (obc)

b

bombshell (smash) (concert)

the book of mormon (obc with andrew rannells) (not the best quality but i guess we’re not paying for it)

the book of mormon (nic rouleau)

c

cabaret (2014) (alan cumming, emma stone)

carrie (thanks @thetoxiczombie)

catch me if you can (obc, with aaron tveit) (show starts at 1:20. slightly shakyfor the first two minutes and a slightly obstructed view for part of the show)

charlie and the chocolate factory (jake ryan flynn as charlie) (show starts at 2:56)

d

dear evan hansen

e

evil dead the musical (thanks @thetoxiczombie!)

f

falsettos (2016 revival) (terrible quality)

falsettos (2016 revival) (good quality)

falsettos (2016 revival) (low quality)

falsettos (1993 LA cast) (bad quality because it was recorded in 1993 lol)

g

groundhog day

h

hairspray (andy randy as link)

heathers (original off-broadway cast) (understudy as heather c)

hedwig and the angry inch (andy randy)

hedwig and the angry inch (andy randy v2) (obstructed view)

hedwig and the angry inch (darren criss) (really really clear view? like it’s slightly weird how amazing the view is?)

hedwig and the angry inch (neil patrick harris)

hedwig and the angry inch (lena hall as hedwig)

i

into the woods (obc) (understudy as snow white) (thanks @albanian-asshole!)

j

jersey boys (andy randy) (some parts of the show missing)

k

l

legally blonde (mtv recording) (obc)

legally blonde (off-broadway previews) (christian borle, laura bell bundy)

legally blonde (last obc show)

les miserables (2014 cast) (vimeo) (vid quality isn’t great but audio is a+)

m

miss saigon (obc) (act one) (act two) (thanks @thechaiyac!)

miss saigon (lea salonga as kim) (not great quality)

n

natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812 (not sure what cast, i’m not a huge fan of this show)

newsies (obc)

next to normal (obc) (trigger warning, if you’re triggered by suicide, self-harm and mentions of mental illness i would consider reading the synopsis before watching)

next to normal (off-broadway) (brian d’arcy james as dan)

p

phantom of the opera (sierra boggess)

pokemon live! (yup) (with andrew rannells) (not amazing vid quality)

q

r

rent (hollywood bowl) (aaron tveit as roger)

s

saved! (aaron tveit) (thanks @thetoxiczombie)

she loves me (pbs recording)

something rotten (mainly obc w/ rob mcclure as nick bottom)

something rotten act 1 act 2 (obc w/ brian d’arcy james) 

something rotten (previews) 

spongebob (it’s in 5 parts so it’s in a playlist)

spring awakening (deaf west)

spring awakening (obc)

spring awakening (1st national tour)

t

u

v

w

waitress (betsy wolfe as jenna)

waitress (sara bareilles)

west side story (revival)

x

y

z

i’ll update this as much as i can, but check out my youtube playlist for more frequent updates :)

Payback for not listening to her reasonable speech about Earth’s resources.

There’s only one thing worse than coming up with names for your ocs ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it’s coming up with their surnames

dude have i got the thing for you

I don’t know how these are being generated but they are so, so good

Ügyes !

What is it?

A butterfly. What does that get me?

a flaming skeleton playing guitar. No idea what powers that gives me but they’re awesome

TIKKI TRANSFORM ME

A fictional guy dressed as another guy

the power to… backstab people and be really gay?

i’m the phantom thief!

Shrinking powers!!’

If we’re talking straight background, I’m now Lewis’s mansion. If we mean lock screen… FANTAMAAAAAAN

I A M T I M E

… No. No way. I do NOT deserve to be every single Precure. /)////(\

If I go by my lock screen then that means I have the power of a bunch of tsum tsums instead so let’s go with that, maybe? :’D

I have the strength of Wreck-It Ralph and the glitch powers of Vanellope. FUCK YEAH.

A bunch of Hetalia characters. This is…ambiguous, at best. At least I’ll prolly have cool uniforms in my wardrobe to choose from.

Lock screen, though, it’s Cloudbank and Red+Transistor from…Transistor. This opens some more possibilities, as long as I’m not Cloudbank itself…

IM AM NOW HADES THE GOD OF THE UNDERWORLD

great im an angsty gay vampire

I’m Vladmir Lenin. Finally.

If we’re talking about lock screen, then it’s Link. Hella, I get awesome tricks with a sword. If we’re talking about home screen, then it’s a bunch of trees. So, I guess I get the power to make trees?

…… I get the power to be the Canadian prime minister? …………

:33< i guess im okay with that

I NOW HAVE A MAGIC SPEAR AND THE POWER OF A SALTY LESBIAN

I HAVE THE POWER OF A GAY COMPUTER AND A GAY CLOCK

I AM YOUR GOD NOW- BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS

My background is of sans hung. So, do I get the power of death?

I HAVE THE POWER TO SCREAM AT SHADOWS

I HAVE CAT POWERS

I have the power of a god (Kratos)

My background is RIchter. I have the power of talking in the most bland voice that ever exists- fight me-

im happy

Umm.. power of Lesbian DirkJake?….

THE GAY SUPERHERO EVERYONES BEEN WAITING FOR!!!

My girlfriend doesn’t have powers other then being the sweetest girl in the world who cares about me deeply.

*GASP* I’m a field!!!!

I am Andrew Rannels

Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out

These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.

This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of  Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.

The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.

The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.

Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.

Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.

These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.

Stay safe.

ok, those are all kind of awesome. i wish they weren’t needed, bit still…awesome solutions.

I feel more comfortable reblogging this version

RapeAxe has a gofund me up that barely has 700 dollars. I feel like the inventions that havent even been funded yet should be linked to the page you can support them at.

RapeAxe- website which links their gofundme

As of this reblog, Rape-aXe needs to raise $308,537. If you can’t help fund it, please reblog?

spoil your OC's storyline/character arc with no context

(inspired by those “spoil the ending of your favorite game/movie/book but with no context” posts)

DRAGONS, DEATH, AND NO MERCY

intheend.mp3

local gays punch tyrant in the face for the 3rd time

angry trans man sets a city on fire and smooches a gay mushroom, more at 11

local fool nearly experiences a fate worse than death but is saved by The Power of Friendship (and a stern talking-to)

Just fuckign,, stab ur bro with a sword u fucking funky dragon

do ur shit, survive, all while keeping your hope and enthusiasm

“So, after I fucked the ghost, I learned to cope with my trauma.”

I have many OCs so here are the highlights:

1) I gallivant around on adventures with my step-daughter, having been forced to throw my ex-husband off a cliff.

2) My best friend died and now I’m a mass-murdering sado-masochist.

3) I found my True Master and she’s a 15yr old pacifist. I’m a killing machine. We solve mysteries together.

4) I fed a kid who fell through my ceiling and now I’m desperately trying not to be an abusive guardian coz she won’t leave h-e-l-p.

5) My best friend is incredibly powerful, but very adorable and people keep trying to manipulate her, despite my best efforts to protect her with my political know-how.

New priorities obviate the mission they thought they were gonna do

Absolutely demolish the real bad guy and save the emo lesbian antihero from herself you funky little bi fishgal

Local disaster lesbian gets a girlfriend through becoming a political leader, and accidentally bombing small country.

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

remember that one fucking brony song that pissed everyone off because it was really catchy but it was a brony song

This is the most updated version of the animation~ It’s unlisted on my youtube because nothing was really added, the ending bit was changed because I wasn’t feeling the first bit!

I’m gonna try my best to start animating the rest of it soon!~(/ O A0)/

AU by:Nonnie at https://nonnamie.tumblr.com/

the only thing i knew about sex at the age of nine was that

1) it was for mommies and daddies who were married;

2) it made me, my five year old sister, and my baby brother.

i learned everything i knew about sex from the internet while secretly browsing grownup sites on my 4th generation ipod touch i earned for doing so well at a piano recital. because of the nature of, you know, men and their internet porn, i learned that my sexual role as a woman was to be slapped and pissed on and tied up. i didn’t know what healthy sex was. i didn’t know it should be mutually consensual, or that it was okay to want sex with girls. i didn’t know that sex should be good for both people. i learned that sex would hurt, and that sex was about men and men only, and that i would be forced into sex whether i liked it or not, and that it was normal to have sex with big, burly, grown men as a teenager. i learned it was normal to cry during sex. i was scared of sex for so many years because of that, and the way i was exposed to sex at a young age led to the inappropriate and traumatic sexual encounters i had (occasionally with older people) later on in my teen years.

the day i got my first period, i was ten-and-a-half. i was swimming in the river with my best friend, and when i got out to go to the bathroom, i noticed brown blood on the inside of my mint-green tankini bottom. i knew what a period was, but i hid it from my mother in shame. she found out, eventually, of course. she told me, you have a woman’s body now, and if you have sex, you could have a baby. all i heard was, you have a woman’s body.

i started shaving my vulva when i was eleven, because i saw memes on memegenerator about how disgusting “hairy pussy” was. i wanted to be sexy. i was eleven years old, and all i wanted was to be sexy. it hurt, and it itched, and it made me uncomfortable, and i’d sometimes nick my labia with the razor, but i did it anyway, because i didn’t want to have a nasty, “hairy pussy.”

eleven was the age i first started getting pinched on the EL. i was an early bloomer: i had B-cup breasts already, and my menstrual cycle was regular enough that i could keep a calendar. i started wearing a full face of makeup to school and buying shorts that rode all the way up my skinny twelve-year-old thighs. i remember the day i stopped jumping off the swings the summer after fifth grade. skinned knees weren’t sexy. smooth, flawless legs were sexy, and i was a sexy girl. i was probably the sexiest little girl in the whole world. my parents hated it. they told me i was too young, but i knew the truth. my body was older, maybe 17 or 18, so my brain must be, too.

when i was twelve, i had a secret kik account that my parents didn’t know about. i used it to message strangers. i made all sorts of friends. i wasn’t stupid. i used a fake name. never showed my face. one of my friends asked me for a bra picture. i was a cool girl, right, i was sexy, so i sent him a picture of me in front of my bedroom mirror in my little white training bra with the blue butterflies.

sexy, he said.

that was all i wanted.

i’m not typing out all this bullshit because i think it’s something special. i’m typing it out because it’s not. i’m typing it out because i see the same thing happening to my little sister. i’m typing it out because i see the same thing happening to that little millie bobbie brown, sexiest actress at thirteen. i’m typing it out because i’m sixteen years old now, a girl in the eyes of the law and a woman in the eyes of men.

mothers, talk to your daughters. tell them to jump off the swingset and skin their knees. tell them to get dirt on their dresses. tell them that they’re a woman on their 18th birthday, not at ten-and-a-half on the first day of their menstrual cycle. the world is confused. the world is sick. if your daughters don’t hear about how to treat their bodies from you, they’ll hear it from the sick, sick world, and they’ll do the things i did.

let girls be girls.

don’t force womanhood on little girls.

i encourage men to reblog this post

honestly, apart from some of the talk that i know certain sides won’t be appreciative of, this is still a very valid viewpoint

pixar: “how should the fight scene between evelyn and elastigirl go?”

lesbians on staff: