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Kitchen Witchcraft

@kitchenwitchcraft / kitchenwitchcraft.tumblr.com

I am an experienced cook as well as a herbalist, and the witchcraft that I practice is, naturally, a mixture of the two.

Hey guys, so I’m still not dead, just being held down and repeatedly punched by life in various vital organs. Not sure when will I be able to get my stuffing together.

But, talking with a friend about it, I’ve coined an appropriately dramatic soap opera title for my life: “Hearts in Fog and Rain.” (My friend translated it into Spanish for bonus points but I can’t remember how it went, I don’t know the language.)

And now I’m curious - what would your soap opera title be? Make it as cheesy as possible!

So apparently Lego made a tiny set called “Witch and Fireplace” several years before all the Harry-Potter-pointy-hats thing. The witch was sort of aligned with the bad guys, had one tooth and no cauldron, but apart from that I gotta say I find it really cool and I kinda want it.

So there’s this youtube blogger woman who puts together fashion/styling and feminism and things like that, and she recently made this amazing video in which she presents, at the same time, some really really basic facts about the last century of Polish history and the fashion worn at the time(s). And it’s amazing.

Anonymous asked:

do you know what the witchy meaning of honey and lemon are? i love making honey lemon tea when i'm sick, and i want to know if it's helping out spiritually at all. ^^ (i tried to do a bit of my own research, but most of what i could find was pretty vague)

As usual with this kind of thing, various foodstuffs have various meanings depending on culture/folklore, so people’s associations with them may vary. Still, there’s some pretty clear things that can be said about it.Honey, due to its golden colour and general desirability (sugar is a pretty new thing) has meant opulence and prosperity in most cultures that use it. It doesn’t spoil for years, so longevity and health are also pretty reasonable associations.

Lemon is a tougher thing for me. My culture came across them very late, and they’re pretty much “this very very exotic thing” with no cool folklore attached. Rummaging around the eclectic witchysphere shows that most common associations with lemon are (unsurprisingly) vitality, energy, and overall fresh-ness. You know, zest of life kind of thing. [Horrible pun signal]

So I’d say your honey and lemon tea is totally helping spiritually when you’re sick.

Anonymous asked:

Hey. I love your blog. I was wondering if you have any good rituals/spell to contact the Dead. I recently lost my cousin and I’ve tried a few things, but I’m not contacting him. Any information will be great. Thank you.

Hi, thank you for your kind words. 

Honestly, I have never tried any form of contacting the Dead, so this is a subject I know nothing about. I’ve only ever done rituals to honour the departed passive-style, you know, not expecting anyone to reply. I’m sure people out here can help you, though.

Hi ! I just love your blog, it's just so helpful ! Do you know a herbal tea recipe to help with sore muscles please ? 😊

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I’ve never heard of anything to drink that would be effective for sore muscles  - that is, when you already are sore. (Sometimes, coffee drank before workouts or other strenuous exercise may reduce the soreness-to-come). Fitness magazines sometimes recommend cherry juice, but personally I’ve never found that effective.A warm bath can soothe sore muscles, although there’s some controversy as to whether it actually helps them heal or just gives momentary relief. Some orthopaedics advise applying ice instead. Although depending on where you’re sore that may be impractical.Personally, if I get sore muscles I take a warm bath with a strong herbal extract: chamomile, calendula, vervain and rosemary.

Anonymous asked:

Hi, do you have any advice for someone just starting out in witchraft. I'm very interested in green and kitchen witchcraft, but also how to make alters, runes, and maybe deity's connected to the earth? Or can you just have an alter for the earth n animals as a whole? There's just so much info floating around and I feel overwhelmed. Thanks for any advice!

Of course you can have an altar for the earth and animals as a whole. An altar is simply a space dedicated to whatever idea you find important. You can have an altar dedicated to a deity, or a bunch of them, or the Earth itself, or the Cosmos, or the Krebs Cycle, if you consider that the most crucial part of what you find sacred.

Cheap Witches: Thrift Stores!

I have always loved thrift stores. When my family was poor-ish back in the day, I would often get one shopping trip a year for clothes at the thrift store and I would get all my halloween costume pieces there. Maybe it’s the nostalgia, maybe it’s that I myself am now poor-ish but either way I think we can all appreciate a good deal regardless. Especially on staple pieces that can be used for your practice. Now ON TO THE FINDS!

Books

Sometimes it takes a little luck but I’ve found a couple great useful books for 3$ or less each along the shelves of books in my local Value Village. The crystal healing ones I found were a huge deal to me back in the day when I was but a baby witch and they were dirt cheap.

Candle supplies

Every witch needs something to burn candles on/in. Now I’m not saying it needs to be fancy, for a long time I used a dollar store plate (psa, do not burn candles on surfaces you care about because scraping wax off things is not a delicate process) but picking up some candle holders for less than 2$ is going to help keep candles from falling over and lighting your house on fire. You can also find some wicked pretty ones.

Curtains/Tablecloths/Pillowcases

Yes, I buy thrift store curtains. As I mentioned in my previous post in this series, many things may require scrap fabric and although you can get the dollar store scarves I prefer using old curtains or tablecloths from the thrift store. Not only will you be getting WAY more fabric but it doesn’t cost too much more than the dollar store.

String and/or Ribbon

Some of my spells and my favorite hex require some kind of yarn/string/thread. If your local thrift establishment of choice has any kind of craft section, no matter how big, you are in business. Bags of embroidery thread, spools of twine or other string and skeins of yarn are all SUPER cheap and often great quality. (Note: I mean the yarn, the other two options are pretty standard) Sometimes I can even find ribbon spools but those are interchangeable with plain old coloured string.

Picture Frames

Are you setting up your altar? Do you wish you had something nice to put the picture of your deity(ies) in? Look no further than the thrift store for GORGEOUS frames of literally every size imaginable. 

Vases

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You actually can not find nicer vases for cheaper than a thrift store. I don’t know what else you’d use them for, crystals maybe? Dried flowers waiting to be used? Candles? Either way, if you need one, there are virtually none cheaper or easier to find. Same goes for crystal or glass bowls. Besides, if you kill plants like yours truly, having flowers that are guaranteed to die is a nice way to enjoy plants without having to remember to water them.

JARS

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That alone should be enough but I do want to chuck in one piece of advice. Do not forget about the cup aisle! I got a sweet glass skull that screws closed with your standard mason jar lid because it was donated with one of those lids with a hole and a straw. Hence it was a “cup” but NOT ANYMORE! It holds my dead flowers. I named him Herman.

As always, feel free to send me a message if you’d like/have more questions. Hopefully soon I’ll make a trip to IKEA for the next post in this series! If there’s something you’d like me to cover, let me know.

Much love ~ ♥

I mean, duh. Obviously. Also, I dunno about the US, but around here, thrift stores always have a bazillion of neckties, many of them made from real silk, sold very cheaply because they're out of style or have weird patterns or are torn here and there. They're perfect to repurpose as witch bags that can hold really, really fine powders in. Plus, y'know, silk.

Composed by the blind Irish harper, Turlough O'Carolan (1670-1738).

Just a simple arrangement of this very beautiful Irish tune that has been a favourite of mine for many years. I’ve missed playing traditional music.

Yess! Carolan's dream! Precisely this piece inspired me to make one of the characters of my book a harpist, and there's a passage there where he plays exactly that. Of course, describing music is very hard, and there's no way words can convey the beauty of this thing. But I had to do it anyway.

Anonymous asked:

You might be able to help me with my current predicament. Do you know of a type of material or pouch that can hold fine powder and still allow the scent to come through?

Yeah. Tight silk, like what kimono-ish dressing gowns are made of.

Have You Posted A Protection Spell?

I’m making a massive protection magic masterpost! It currently has 80 links listed, but I want to have as many as possible, so if you’ve posted a protection spell in any form, some information on warding, information on servitors, etc., please comment on this post with the link to whichever posts you’d like to be included - they can be your own, or someone else’s, if you like.

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!

http://kitchenwitchcraft.tumblr.com/post/155788712356/protect-my-space-pouch-ritual

Rzepiór - Krakonoš

Because you guys need to know more about Slavic folklore. So I’m gonna tell you about the god-divinity-ghost legendary figure from the Karkonosze mountains.

The Karkonosze mountains (part of the Sudetes) are a range on the border of Czech Republic and Poland, a range very special for many different reasons. There’s more folklore in there than it makes sense to write in a tumblr post, so this time I’m concentrating on Rzepiór.

His Czech name is Krakonoš, basically the same as they name of the mountains themselves, and the most popular name used in Poland is actually Liczyrzepa (lit. Counts Turnips), but Rzepiór is infinitely cooler and more menacing.

But, you say, does he need to be menacing? Isn’t he usually depicted as a bearded druid-like guy, with a staff and a beard and an affinity to animals? Doesn’t the slightly-comical name with the turnips come from the fact that he was distracted by counting turnips and thus a princess ran away from him?

Well, yeah. But those are... later legends.

The earliest depiction of Rzepiór (Mountain Ghost, Krakonoš, Rubezahl, Berggeist... it’s a border region so he has many names in many languages) comes from a 16th century map, of all things.* That’s right, he was put on a damn map, all Here-Be-Dragons style. Oh, and on the map he was drawn like this:

Yup. Giant horns, goat legs, really scary beak-face. Looks familiar? Looks like a lot of other Horned God, Wild-Hunt, Herne types? Yeah. And the princess? Oh, he kidnapped her from her actual man. In the pre-Christian times, people used to sacrifice black cockerels to him. He was responsible for the extremely capricious and stormy weather of the Karkonosze mountains. But, on the Czech side, he’s also the one who gave humans the recipe for the traditional Czech sourdough soup (kyselo), and pestered the German landlords if they mistreated the rural Czech populace.

He is also credited with the creation of Błędne Skały - a rock “labyrinth” in the nearby Table Mountains. Which looks like this:

The shift from a menacing demon to a bearded old wanderer may have happened when the mountains stopped being mined for precious metals and minerals, and people didn’t need to be scared off so much. Or maybe because people got less scared of dark mountains and forests in general.

Whatever the reason for the change, his bearded-wanderer incarnation was on a postcard that Tolkien had. And which inspired the idea of Gandalf. So, yeah.

*(If you want to see the map itself, check here. Look for the highest peak of the mountain range, the demon figure is right below.)