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first base is martyrdom. second base is raising the other from the dead. third base is eye contact

when you press play on you want it darker by leonard cohen it should send out an alert to all your friends that you are listenig to you want it darker. they need to know

RIP BOZO LMAO

BING BONG FUCK YA LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

My hottest take is that the Pope should excommunicate Biden. I believe this for two reasons:

1. I think it would be a powerful message with a real possibility to affect positive change.

2. It would be funny as hell.

oh my god. superhero movies are dying but they will be replaced by videogame movies. how did i not realize this earlier? it’s so obvious. the fnaf movie the mario movie the last of us show. it’s all coming together. and the cure will be worse than the illness. you will all regret this

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

stayed over at an irish guy's house and when i was leaving he was like "if you're wanting a coffee there's this little shop that sells pastries as well nearby. have you been to it?" and pulled it up on google maps and it was a dunkin donuts

Official Post of Massachusetts

*has video game open* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it* man i wish i was playing video game right now *opens it again* hm i dont feel like playing this right now actually *closes it

rb and tell me what’s your most re watched movie.. and be honest

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

Promethean task: opposite of a Cassandraean task. You have the right information, and SOMEONE has to share it. But it's all in the delivery and if you're the person to identify the problem you WILL be hated forever.

Oedipal Task: (1) Attempting to avoid an unspeakably awful outcome and in doing so creating the circumstances that will bring it about. (2) Trying to solve an problem and discovering that you are in fact the problem you are trying to solve.

Odyssean task: you’ll complete it but it’ll take 20 times longer than it should and involve multiple side quests and mini-adventures

Pandorean task: some people fucked around and now it's your job to make sure they find out

I love men. I'm half man myself on my dad's side

With the way American tradcaths are currently speedrunning schismatism, I'm about 80% convinced we'll see a non-trivially supported American antipope within my lifetime, and not gonna lie, I'd be fascinated to see how that would go down.

Please do it we need more esoteric Christian theology schisms it's funny

the problem with sleep deprivation is as bad as it is it does let you hear the secret melodies. you will regret it later but its always good to hear the secret melodies at the time