Dammit Bobby

me

petition for a famous symphony orchestra to have one performance where the conductor and all of the musicians play through an insanely difficult piece while drunk

my ideal relationship: me n u chilling topless in our queen size memory foam bed, ur head resting on my shoulder as we scroll thru vine n say “you” and “no that’s you”

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

When u a sperm but yo pops got a condom on

ima fight him

Me: sucking or riding the dick

Him: fuuuuuuck……make me cum

Me:

Him: **cums**

Me: 

All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex

napping together is my kind of date

i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall

The Great Deku Tree by Brady Goldsmith