love seeing thjs pic so bad i just keep thinking theyre going off to war.

tf2

I just looked up african pygmy mice for the first time today and ahhehee ohoohoo hoooo

LITTLE.

@boymouse

the far side (in 3D)

i'm sorry but i can't let this allegation stand. i composed this scene and made this lumpy man with my own two hands...and many cubes...

God expelling Lucifer from Heaven

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.

Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture

Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won't ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.

Hold on I'm gonna try this

[guy who doesnt do literally anything voice] there just aint enough hours in the day to get everything done that needs to be done am i right

from the thread

here is a link to the full article!

diagram of every video in my recommended

Okay honestly it didn't hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al's Even Worse album is until I found out they'd have gone on sale side by side.

"Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?"

A pooltoy with a plush friend is such an awesome dynamic. They both share a lot in common (synthetic, null, toys, no organs), but also have enough differences in their lives to make it interesting to talk about and support each other. The plush does not deflate but does understand how annoying it is to have a hole ripped in you and have your stuffing pour out. The pooltoy wishes it could move as quietly as their friend but the plush admires the ability the pooltoy has to announce its presence by loud vinyl squeaking. The plush can't swim. The pooltoy hates needles while the plush often needs them for self repair.

And yet they are making out sloppy style. Neither produce any kind of bodily fluid and the pooltoys mouth is entirely painted on but I promise if you saw them you'd say wow

i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i'm defending a thesis.

me every time i overcome something i thought i wouldnt:

:^)

this is a poem to me

wise words