“self inserts are pathetic and cringey”

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

New favorite cryptid: locals

So we all know this is iconic

BUT have we talked about the licens plate yet?

Vixen is truly a gamechanger I…

Open Rp

You fool I am the Doggg of the Snow, I can CRONCH u and ur friend with my Snow Teeth

You

I have crawled into my Box of Power™, only a fish with extreme power can challenge me, come back when you are powerful enough to challenge my strength

I AT T A CK

We must be quick!!!

What a happy ending

What

Did the cat just give–

“I don’t want you to fall”

I tried to animate things and failed horribly :’)

“I am All Might! The symbol of truth and justice!!”

The next time someone tries to argue with you about “disrespecting the flag/troops by kneeling” show them this.

Oh wow, is really turned me on

Saaaammmee😫

I swear if y’all let this flop……

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”

“vines for 400″

“Two bro’s are chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart because they are what?”

“what is not gay”

“vines for 500″

“the exclamation made upon discovering a bitch is empty”

“what is yeet”

“vines for 100”

“you can come on out to Del Taco and get some of this”

“what is FREE SHAVOCADOO”

Do you ever just go wow I have a lot of repressed anger

me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight 

someone: knocks on my door 

me:

*does a tarot reading with a Cards Against Humanity deck*

crying session at my house tonight at 8 pull up

the water opossum is such a top tier animal tbfh

theyre such lil gremlins. i love them.

Webbed Jungle Bitch

demi devito

danny lovato

Frozen the Broadway Musical poster concept art by @gracemolteniisnothome