wide awake before i found you

shout out to all gamer girls. i hope you rank up in whatever the fuck 

Honestly I just can’t wait to send “on my way home” texts to my wife like what a concept

kiss me once cause you know I’ve had a long night quarantine

all i saw

ahdjajfjak the saga continues

And they lived happily ever after.

I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.

There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly. Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.

when humans go extinct i’m pretty sure elephants will be able to restore our planet’s reputation

forgive me father for i have sinned in all the most intricate, exquisite and aesthetically pleasing ways i was capable of

The fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if u go at ur own pace and mind ur own fuckin business u too can succeed

Miss Americana. January 31st. Will I cry?

sue sylvester walked so taylor swift could run

A GLEE REFERENCE IN THIS DAY AND AGE.

That’s twice this era! Also, Jane Lynch hosted the Prime Day concert...

the miss americana doc is basically what "the lucky one" warned us about

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!

room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes

By FDASuarez