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Melissa's random account

@kiskajaw

Just a random trans girl with adhd that likes old stuff she/they/it
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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

DO NOT. tag as anything. for my safety.

(JUL 3, 2023) i hate to ask again already but we're going to lose our h‌e‌a‌l‌t‌h i‌n‌s‌u‌r‌a‌n‌c‌e very soon. if you can see this at all ‌p‌l‌z ‌h‌e‌l‌p i dont want to be u‌n‌i‌n‌s‌u‌r‌e‌d again

(id: photo of our insurance status reading "status: Suspended. You are at severe risk of losing your coverage. Make your payment today.")

(id: photo of our bill reading "Pay your premium. Your total balance is $134.24. Your monthly premium is due at the end of the month.")

end id's

im not any closer to finding out why im so sick. im trying to get treated for disabling mental illness, and theres so much other shit going on right now, i absolutely cant afford to be uninsured genuinely this fucking sucks. ‌a‌n‌y‌t‌h‌i‌n‌g‌ h‌e‌l‌p‌s PLZ

$0/135

need to keep this going. our health insurance got fucking cancelled anyways. they said we haven't been paying the bill even though WE FUCKING HAVE BEEN. reports were filed & we're gonna be without insurance for anywhere from 2 weeks onwards. i'm literally fucking having a health scare right now.

if you can afford it, literally anything helps massively right now. i'm fucking beyond pissed, things will NOT stop going horribly wrong i cant catch a fucking break

our only mode of transportation most of the time just blew hoses again & the engine got torched getting us home. it's kinda feeling like horrible things wont stop happening ever 🙃

again, anything helps. we're completely fucked.

we're not getting our insurance back. :'^) they can't reinstate it because we were 13 (THIRTEEN) fucking dollars behind on other bills they didn't even tell us about.

please rb this if you see it.

absolutely no one:

Straight Men on dating apps:

this implies cindrella is straight man

c-

cinderella!?

everyone here is dead

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his name is eBay

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my beautiful radioactive son eBay who i must never hug lest i become inflicted with a sickness. some days i think it would be worth it

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someone tagged this as “plush” so i thought i should let you all know this is a donkey kong shaped pipe. you put your weed on top of his ass and you have to suck through his mouth

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girl help i’m starting over again for the 1000th time & i’m beginning to think that life is a never-ending cycle of starting over & i actually have to make peace with that in order to move forward

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[ID: screenshot of tumblr tags reading: "#girl HELP there is only progress there is no destination" /end ID]

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

here lemme help

*ahem*

reblog this post to kiss the person you reblogged it from

hope that works :)

THANK YOU THIS IS MAKING MY BRAIN SO HAPPY AAAAAAAAA

THIS IS SO SATISFYING ITS LIKE A GROUP OF PLANKTON OR A RAILWAY CHART...

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

apprule

Rude to me >:(

I'm allergic to apples anyways

Your imagination is pathetic, you can barely manage the impression of an apple; whereas I barely belong on this list, the apple is a 3D model in HD, I'm rotating it in my mind right now, it's on a skateboard, I just watched it do a kickflip. I am superior.

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

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she works very hard

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Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

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I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

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You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.

And they are announcing the winner of the “up and coming god” award, and of course, Yato thinks it’s him.

But no-

ITS TAMA!

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Always reblogging this.

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NEW TUMLER VIRUS

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this shark is hungry. dangerous.

this  shark  wants  to  eat  your  blog.

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

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youve angered it

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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First like and this has already found its intended audience

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uh oh