im sorry but 😭😭😭😭😭

Sorry not sorry

How normal males sit: 

How Alpha males sit:

Hibana

Iana and Oryx from Rainbow Six: Siege’s Operation Void Edge

Don’t ever bring this uno deck around me cause if a mfer try swap hands w me and I got uno I’m damn near fading them right there. UNO gon have mfers killing each other now smh

Ironically called “Swap Hands” cause thats exactly what we’re going to do when you give me this damn card. 👊🏽👊🏽

Let me introduce to you a thing called “Uno: The Movie” by achievement hunter, om YouTube right now for free it’s almost 3 hours long and features 5 men losing their sanity due to the “7s and 0s” rule, which is everytime a 7 is placed you choose someone to swap hands with and every time a 0 is placed everyone hands their hand to the next person in the rotation. It’s sanity draining chaos

sneaky alibi

human instincts

Go upstairs on all fours

Make weird noise to break awkward silence

“cows” as you pass a field of cows

— Anonymous American colleague working at a German computer

Nimm das yurueck Englische sind hundert Proyent schlimmer

“Look at all the fucks I don’t give Meghan, look at them.”

“Deploying my trump card”

I love her voice it’s the cutest accent ever!

my brain every night:

Mutuals will be posting about their problems on my dash and I’ll be like word? Lemme like that for you bro 😎

Please say politely

It costs $0.00 to not be a shitty person.

Will u join the challenge?

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ

It’s back on my dash

BLITZ MAINS STAND PROUD 💥💥💥(😭)