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Fuck the popo

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE HELL YES.

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that

this game is why I have trust issues

I´m dying.

Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.

this show is literally my life

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

I´m dying.

All she did was ask what his name was

i really dont think enough people have seen this 

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map

Supernatural in one still frame:

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr