Despite having a hammer with him so often, you rarely see Thor doing any carpentry
Only one hammer wielding fictional character would pull that off with their hammer and that’s King Dedede from the Kirby series
bruh
OP forgot the best part, which is the last known instance of this phenomenon within the maritime sector
Middle-aged magical girl.
She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired.
My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess.
she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with *her* Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations
Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting.
Demon Queen Eluria: Friday?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: A birthday party.
Demon Queen Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then?
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?!
Demon Queen Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong.
Wonder-Sparkle Princess: You too, gurl. How's the husband? Still dead?
Demon Queen Eluria: Yep. Thanks for that, btw.
Wonder-Sparkle Eluria: Don't mess with my time off :p
Why must my feelings be "rational"? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my hawaiian shirt, deranged?
That last panel looks so peaceful. Sure they’re tired, but they’re genuinely enjoying themselves. Props to the artist for being able to convey such an interesting expression.
Source: instagram.com
watch out girl she'll chew u up
btw, so like I'm barely breaking even as the only fulltime employee at my drag bar's kitchen. If anybody was interested in sending tips, I made a kofi. Any gratuity helps me take care of myself and others <3
just for posterity, I'm a transfem living n working in Florida. I'd love to stay here bc we should be allowed to stay here without threat of being run out, wanna hold out as long as I can, but I do consider it in my interests to have a 'get the hell out of here' fund set aside in case I urgently do need to 'get the hell out of here'
she skyward on my sword til i skyward strike
look at my glop poats boy
POSTS.
YOU ARE ALL SOFUCKING MEAN TO ME
lois dragging clark around by his thumb is something so personal to me
Golf ball hitting steel at 150mph, recorded at 70 000fps
physics is so fucked up
steel makes golf balls VERY upset
why is he called alphabittle when he has nothing to do with alphabets like the G3 pony he's named after..... hasbro hire me I can fix him I promise
Cool Cosplay
Fear the Old Lady in a profession where women die young
A fearsome Mother Superior.
My roommate and I are trans and disabled and we need help with rent and ultilities until I can funds coming in from the job I'm getting. The onboarding process has been delayed first by me having to hold it off due to needing to care for my roommate through a major health crisis, and then by technical issues. The goal below covers both for a week, + his meds and the transportation to get them.
I will do art for anyone who gives $50+ just message me at @theartistrans
Dm me for proof or details
$creepiecrippl
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