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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

The radius and ulna are among my favourite bones specifically because they do this

did some fact checking and bones actually do this. I really don’t like that. Cool I guess??

People fact-checking and being shocked about this is really wild to me because. I thought this was common knowledge. I thought we all knew our arm bones crossed over each other. Did yall not learn about bones in school??? Are yall not constantly aware of your bones beneath your flesh as I am?

No, our legs can't twist the same way as our arms. The reason we have both a tibia and fibula is to help hold our weight and for stability

did this last night

Op I love you for this

fat pussy friday

Artifact found in glovebox. Circa 2000 AD, Late American petro-empire civilization. perhaps used in religious rituals

having to explain to the tire guy that yes I did drive around with a unfixable nail in my tire with only 6 pounds of air at some point for an entire month because i didn't want to pay for a new one. i drove 6 hrs away from home and back with a flat and did not go broke on the side of the road because my car is super nice to me btw and he loves me

Hear me out

Made the car shop guy laugh a little because we realized I haven't changed my car's oil in 2 years

Arson is my little beastie and he will survive until the heat death of the universe

My car's name is Bloo because he's blue

yes that was the car i had before this one but in my defense that one wasn't my fault

This is the best AITA because on the actual matter at hand I'd say he's kinda right (ish), $4900 for a week of work is really good money and they can always celebrate later. He should have obviously talked it over with her first but still. What makes him an asshole (or just like, a really really weird person) is every other detail that is tangentially mentioned.

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

"we live in an uncaring universe"

false. i care very deeply. am i not a part of this infinite universe?

I need this kind of support system in my life 😂😂😂

Undertale AU called UnderSLAM where everyone is into sports / is a gym rat …＼＼\୧( ⁼̴̶̤̀ω⁼̴̶̤́ )૭ //／／

This was so self indulgent haHA- This AU is really vague so feel free to join us as we shitpost about it~ UnderSLAM’s blog WASSUP

i watch baseball for the side quests

throwback to 2021 when the exact same player started doing this extended water bottle bincoculars sight gag in the dugout

this is the same guy who also made himself a fruit cocktail midgame. he is The manic pixie dream girl

baseball is actually not a sport it’s just a documentary of human nature and how we battle boredom. the stuff these teams get up to while they’re waiting their turn.

and it’s hilarious when they pull pranks on each other, like attaching things to other people’s caps:

or the beloved hot foot prank:

or when they decided to put a guy’s pants over his head and make it seem like he was walking on his hands:

or when they opposing pitchers took turns playing tic tac toe every time they got on the mound:

i take back everything bad i've ever said about baseball these boys can fucking Post

gokushufudou, chapter 85

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

2024

thanks man i was going to but i couldnt find the time i really appreciate it

And he drank it all