also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor
I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”
Forgot “knot” means a big wad of cash and nearly had a fit over this Eminem song
please you can't hide this in the tags
ok I'm standing up
me when i'm the real slim shady
you cant post shit on this web site
Obsessed with going "No... i shan't say..." when it's very clear what I shan't say
an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
i have some too
So called free thinkers when an newsworthy event happens
Cas: i love you 🥺
Dean for the past few days on tumblr dot com:
You cannot possibly guess where this is going
they’re always 7! cr. jung-koook
i wish fob would take the mcr/killers approach to setlists and just start playing russian roulette with their discography. like keep the hits obvs but i want to know what it’s like to hear headfirst slide live just once. unfortunately i do not think patrick would be able to keep that many lyrics in his brain at once because every song has like 400 unused verses and some of them are in other songs that came out later
PATRICK STUMP ILL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN
more than anything i want this zucc vs musk cage match to go through and for zucc to pick elon up like a disobedient chihuahua and drop him directly on his head and walk out of the ring without saying anything as the commentators start freaking out because musk isn't moving and the ref can't find a pulse
Mark Zuckerberg has a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to do the funniest thing possible.
okay i was joking initially but like. think about it. brutally murdering the richest man on earth with your bare hands on live TV in front of dozens of cameras and a live audience is about the most impossible thing to get away with, and if it was anyone other than Zucc, they'd be shot dead immediately and that would be that. but which security guard is going to shoot Mark fucking Zuckerberg? you can't just shoot him, you have to, like, bring him to justice with a trial, because we're better than that or whatever. and because Zucc has more money and lawyers than God he could probably draw it out for years. decades, even. jury members mysteriously disappear and have to keep being replaced. the judge recuses themselves after receiving an email during the trial with an attached video of themselves sleeping the previous night, filmed from their laptop's webcam (which they have a sticker over). the prosecutor's car drives off a bridge on the way to trial and when it's finally dredged up weeks later the brake lines were cut and there's no sign of a body.
also hyperpop musicians would sample the head bonk
I had to break up the info for readability but now it just looks like an ongoing conversation where Misha has to keep receiving news while confessing multiple times
i didnt saw one of these so here is the news