I almost forgot this actually happened

me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

A kiss makes your day but anal sex makes your hole weak

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

BLESS THIS PERSON

I BOW TO THIS INTENTION

Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY  WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*

almost everyone I tell about thus go ‘its so cruel! Its inhumane!’ whAT IS RAPE THEN!?!

This is perfect.

I will reblog this until my fingers fall off

CAN THEY WHAT

*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*

If you’re in public and you can’t figure out a stranger’s gender, follow these steps:

2014 so far

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

June:

Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

August

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen?? Watch this

but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

but it gets better

much better

Fun facts about your sign here

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

Peach really let herself go

gastly’s first gen sprite looks like the airbrush tool in paint