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me accepting compliments

when people say years young instead of years old

are you sure?

Boys Will never understand

I’m a girl and I barely understand why we have so fucking many. I can’t tell the difference. Tf

im a boy and i thought these were vibrators at first 

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

DTF: down to frolic 

 ♪ White Lips, Pale Face ♪

*drops bass* MOTHERFUCKING UNITED STATES *guitar solo*

I’m not even American but this post is just too good not to reblog

going through the yearbook

When someone emotionally hurts you but you have to act like you don’t care.

omg

Nnnnnnnnice job.

*googles how to become famous without any talent*

everyone who’s ever played flappy bird (via justintimerblake)

(via heavenis-alibrary)