Boss calls, co-worker is sick and I am the only one with the day off to cover for her. I'm dealing with really bad period cramps and have been for days. Really want my day off. Tell her yea sorry but I am sick too I had been waiting for my day off to just relax. She tells me that if I want the position I am hoping to get promoted to I need to show I can make sacrafices for the company. Bitch I waited till my day off to relax. I didnt call in sick. I know better. I endured the pain and stuck with my reaponisibility even though I had every right to call in myself. But i am a piece of shit who finds it impossible to say no and also desperately needs the money so look who is going in despite having puked on her kitchen floor in pain. Fml I just want to be better take my ovaries they are useless to me
FEEDING! The chambered Nautilus is a mollusk, related to the octopus, squid, clam and snail. A nautilus, along with the cuttlefish, squid, and octopus, are all cephalopods, meaning “head-foot,” so named because the feet (tentacles) are attached to the head. The nautilus is the only cephalopod that has a fully developed shell for protection. The nautilus has more than 90 suckerless tentacles. Grooves and ridges on the tentacles are used to grip prey and deliver food to a crushing, parrot-like beak. Most of the time the Nautilus is in stock in the #Heevis Store in Eindhoven.
WAIT I’M NOT DONE
can you fall in love with the same man twice because i did
this update has killed me dead
do you hear this? do you hear this? it’s me hollering in the distance x
Got a text from the SO that our cat had pooped all over the bathroom and dragged it everywhere and had shit all over him. Awesome, sorry he had to come home to that while I was at work. Asked him how it went cleaning the cat up since I know he's not a fan of bathing despite treats and gentle voices and all attempts to make bath time positive. Get a text back that he just locked him in the bathroom, covered in shit, in the shit filled bathroom he didnt clean because "its my job". Had to call and it escalated to yelling to get him to bathe the fucking cat. Like he dragged his ass which meant it was stuck, which means it was not a healthy poo. It's not something to punish him for by locking him to wallow in his own fucking filth?????? And this man wants 3 kids. He's not getting any until he grows up and can co-parent a damn cat
man a lot of people I know (17!!!) are wiccan. I know 17 isn’t a lot but I have a very small circle and 17 is over half of the people I actively interact with in RL PLUS going from knowing 2 to knowing 17 is like YOOOOOOO Like, this was the year of the people coming out of the wiccan closet and embracing the shit out of their beliefs, lifestyle and religion I LOVE IT
“Over the course of hundreds of years our story has been written by non-native people — anthropologists, academics, journalists — coming into our communities and telling our stories for us. Now the mission is to get away from that cycle of extractive storytelling.”
Photos: Terray Sylvester
Do you have any OCs who are LGBT+, queer, nonbinary, etc?
so who else is in the mood to run off to a series of small, interconnected caves with me, and be cave neighbors for the next ten years,
cons: we wont know about any new memes pros: we make our own cave neighbor memes about the bugs we see doin weird shit and that one cave that leaks when it rains except we can’t find the hole it’s leaking through
cave memes i’m submitting for your consideration:
- *aiming hunting implements at anything that isn’t a bird* this bird is gonna be delicious
- personifying rocks, constnatly,
- “my digging skills are delightful, which you would know, if you ever bothered to know me the way you know your beetles”
- throw the stone, Maurice.
- one of our cave neighbors is a geologist. they know the names of all the kinds of rocks. the rest of us mispronounce them constantly on purpose and correct each other’s pronunciation with even more wrong ones.
- making up elaborate insults towards bugs, and saying them, to the bugs
- the implications of Ji-won’s moss beds (the joke is nobody can ever agree on the implications)
- mushrooms in places they dont belong
- yelling “hhchruckkkk!” in a high-pitched voice, several times in a row, whenever
- “the best tasting dirt comes from Jamal’s cave”
- worm disco
feel free to submit your own cave memes
these are some of the best memes ive seen all year in all honestly
I have seen this post so often that, at work, i sometimes consider the implications of Ji-won’s moss beds
holla if ya gonna kiss that lady turian
Mass Effect Andromeda
Things that make me salty: family calling my mom or fiance to bitch I never thanked them for happy birthday wishes the same day they sent me some insincere facebook birthday wish.
Fuck off i am at work and never even saw it yet. Goes to show your act of kindness is just to make yourself feel good. Plus I am not going to apologies or give an excuse as to why it took 6hrs to say thank you go fuck yourself
I hate birthday