Op made this unrebloggable but I still wanted to share it, mostly because I didn't know and thought there'd be more people who didn't know that could use and/or share this information

Ironically, you have made this post require an image description

Fuck it, guess I'll try since idk how to check for alt text on desktop

[ID: A screenshot of the tumblr app for Android. It shows a post by austimpowerz, with a screenshot of a pop-up that reads: "Image Description: image, CLOSE". The text of the post then reads "hey btw this isnt helpful or funny like at all". Then, a reblog from go-learn-esperanto reads: "Hi. To everyone who sees this happening: that is NOT OPs fault. When an image doesn't have a description it will say "image". What happens is that there was a Tumblr update that made it so some of the apps the Alt Text HTML visible whether the OP had put Alt Text or not. So what happened here was: OP didn't put Alt Text. Tumblr app still shows the Alt Text button regardless. What's shows on the Alt Text is what the screen reader will read automatically when there isn't a description available." Then, the tags in that reblog read: "It's a problem on Tumblr's part not OP being malicious" and "important". /end ID]

Thank you!! I don't know how to make good image descriptions but you did a great job!

okay exceptionally funny that tango straight-up could not notice that cub stole part of his tower after like four fly-arounds until chat pointed it out directly. like he was staring directly at the missing tower going “I don’t know what you’re talking about everything is fine”. I love him. very observant,

Photo by Kira Gyngazova

[ID 1: A photo of a person completely submerged underwater, playing the trumpet. The trumpet's horn breaches the surface. /end ID 1]

[ID 2: #hoenn /end ID 2]

[ID 3: Text, made to look underwater. It reads 'bwaaa' /end ID 3]

Has this been done yet

[ID: Pippin : "What about pride month?"

Aragorn, next to a Pride flag, "You've already had Pride month"

Pippin: next to a Disabled Pride flag, "We've had one, yes, but what about second Pride month?" /ID]

story behind this audio: i was on the tf2 wiki, clicking random page, as one does on a wiki, when i landed on the item called "texas half-pants." this item has a voice line at the top of its wiki page. there is a link that says "click to listen" to this audio clip, which i assumed would bring up an audio player or at least take me to a separate page to listen to the audio in my browser. instead, it automatically downloaded the sound clip to my computer. i was laughing at this, saying, "this is on my computer now, great," and i clicked on the file to open it, thinking it would play it in whatever media player i had set as default. it did play…but apparently my default music player was set to itunes. so it opened itunes, added the clip to my itunes library, played the clip, and THEN started playing the next song in the queue, which was coconut mall from mario kart wii. so this is what i experienced just now.

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

:)

Do Not Do This To Me

if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

Achievement Unlocked:

Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber

Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.

BOATEM SLEEP

Boy heroically puts horse conditioner in princess’s hair without a moment’s hesitation

I’ve never seen so much discourse about horse-and-people hair products but please know that your comments have absolutely made my day

I love mobs in Minecraft they’re so bizarre

The hordes going up the scaffolding and the one spinning in circles really got to me

Also, if you think you’re ready for Joe’s False impersonation, you’re not

that's incredible!

mutes

In the mid-2000s there was a brief fad in Australian government messaging where they went out of their way to insult the public as much as possible.

This fad eventually died out after the tourism board attempted the same style of messaging in the UK, causing a minor scandal which led to the head of Tourism Australia, Scott Morrison, getting the sack.

The first time we drove past the “don’t drive like a cock” sign, my mum looked at it was immediately SO confused - after all she’s a good semi-conservative Christian woman. My brother and I knew it right away but for the next half hour she guessed literally EVERY other word for cock (don’t drive like a rooster, chicken, hen, chick, bird, fowl, poultry) trying her goddamned hardest to make the sign make sense until my - at the time - eleven year old brother got fed up and yelled COCK at the top of his lungs from the back seat.

My mum was FURIOUS - we weren’t even allowed to say “heck” - until she realised he’d just been telling her what the sign was, and for the rest of the three hour trip our good semi-conservative Christian mother proceeded to amuse herself by muttering “cock” under her breath and giggling like a teenager every time she did.

We still bring it up every now and then. So that particular advertising campaign has been making my family laugh for over a decade.

This one was always my favourite, though:

Reblogging to make sure this excellent story is seen

I can’t believe that people decided “The sun, mood, stars theme is actually major arcana, so Martyn is swords.”

I mean first of all, swords isn’t major arcana, its one of the 4 suites. 

Second of all, it’s not that I don’t support all the winners being major arcana, but there is a huge missed opportunity in that YOU COULD HAVE MADE MARTYN THE FOOL. 

THAT’S WAY FUNNIER. Ah yes, our victors. The Sun, the Moon, the Stars, and this idiot. 

And in addition to being funnier, it’s ranked 0 so it doesn’t have a specific place in the ranking (on theme) and represents new beginnings, which is very on theme. 

(Also, the fool as heavily related to the idea of throwing caution to the wind and just letting go and letting stuff happen, which is a good message to all the people salty about Martyn betraying people lmao)

this was like 8 individual slaps in the face