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DO NO HARM, TAKE NO SHIT, AND DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD

@kintotech

I like to think that's pretty self explanatory. Random stuff I find neat, amusing, pretty, or hilarious. Simple as that.General policy is thus: Don't be assholes.
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PSA for new tumblr users!

This place is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it!

Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.

This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.

The danger is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of danger is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us.

The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.

The danger is to the body, and it can kill.

The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.

The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

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So i noticed a lot of you are still posting. It seems the blood curse did not operate as intended.

yeah I don't have any blood

My blood is cursed but posting remains at peak efficiency

the curse made me a better poster

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wretched fucking website

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I already have too many debuffs, so the curse had no effect.

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can't keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You'd kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.

Saw a few artists that did Mewtwo Fusions, and I wanted to try a few of them too ^^  I apologize if they’ve already been done, but I did have fun with them XD  There’s a lot more I’d love to do!  

Just realized that in the show Johnny Bravo often drives a pink oldsmobile 😆 The crossover episode we deserve 😁

It's still so funny to me that Beast Wars had at least two episodes the exact premise of which was, "Okay, let's revive this very specific G1 idea that was completely cartoonish and ridiculous BUT WHAT IF".

thatrobotgirl replied:

Okay I'm dying to know the context

I'm glad you asked! :D

These are the two I spotted, but there may well be more because... well. Beast Wars being Beast Wars. (It is one of my very favourites.) Spoilers below for G1 and Beast Wars, and also one major spoiler for Beast Machines.

"Attack of the Autobots" / "Dark Designs"

In the G1 episode "Attack of the Autobots", a couple of Decepticons make themselves invisible (??) with their invisibility spray (!!!) and sneak aboard the Ark. Do they murder the Autobots on their recharge slabs? Haul them off as prisoners? Take over the ship? No, of course not! They do the very sensible strategic thing and reprogramme the Autobots' beds to make them evil.

You heard me.

The Autobots wake up with red optics and a craving to go out and ne'er-do-well, and immediately place themselves under Megatron's command and start wrecking shop on his orders, until Bumblebee cures Optimus Prime with the power of hugs.

I swear, sometimes if it weren't for TFWiki I'd think I hallucinated all of G1.

Beast Wars revisited this in the episode "Dark Designs", where Rhinox gets captured and reprogrammed to be evil. Now, this already makes more sense than the G1 version: the Predacons barely pull this grab off at all - it's not like they could have done anything to the Maximals and opted for this - and with the number of soldiers on either side of the conflict in the single digits, this is a situation where Megatron turning a single Maximal could make a real difference to the war. But more importantly, "Dark Designs" pretty much centres on Megatron learning firsthand what every viewer of "Attack of the Autobots" over the age of four was probably yelling at the screen: TURNING EVIL DOESN'T AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOU A LOYAL MEMBER OF TEAM BAD GUY. Megatron chooses Rhinox for his strength and intelligence, and then is shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, when Rhinox pretty much immediately comes up with a scheme to topple Megatron and rule the Predacons himself.

He gets damn close, too. Closer than Starscream-alike Terrorsaur does in his entire season on the show.

"Dark Designs" is a genuinely great episode. It ends with a lighthearted scene where Rhinox describes being a Predacon as feeling like "three gigabytes of attitude on a two-gig harddrive" and everybody laughs, except Dinobot whose culture he just maligned - but, more chillingly, what happens to Rhinox here ends up presaging his conversion into the Predacon general Tankor in Beast Machines.

"A Prime Problem" / "Double Dinobot"

"A Prime Problem" is one of my favourite terrible/wonderful G1 episodes. In it, Megatron clones Optimus Prime* and then has Laserbeak knock the real thing off a cliff, so Megatron can remotely pilot the clone back to the Autobot base. Of course, the real Optimus isn't out of commission for long, so he stumbles back to base, and the Autobots are AGHAST! How will they ever figure out which one is the real Optimus???

This would be a genuinely perplexing dilemma were it not for the fact that Megatron has been paying approximately no attention to any of his opponents but Optimus for the last nine million years. Supremely on brand, no notes. :D

So you've got Optimus #1 going, "My dear friends, I am so relieved none of you were injured during the battle," and Optimus #2 going:

"YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF GOOD FOR NOTHINGS, GET BACK TO WORK, BUMBLEBEE!"

"... I'm Ironhide..."

"LIKE I GIVE A FUCK!"

and the Autobots give this extremely perplexing conundrum A Lot of thought, and come to the following conclusion:

We must have a race.

So they have a race. And the two tie. And a shooting contest. And the two tie. Because they're physically identical but one of them doesn't know who Ironhide is I just aaaaaaahhhhhhhh.

"Double Dinobot" is basically this same ploy done with a dash of intelligence (and a lot of Frankenstein jokes around the cloning but that's by the by :D). It sees Megatron create, not a remote-control shell, but a fully sentient clone of his former-lieutenant-turned-Maximal-traitor, Dinobot. In this version, the clone does actually do his homework, and manages to deceive the Maximals while the real Dinobot is off stranded somewhere. The clone even comes very close to getting Rattrap killed, throwing a temporary wrench in the works of his and the real Dinobot's slowly blossoming trust and love story. It's actually kind of heartbreaking, because a few of the Maximals automatically assume Dinobot's changed his loyalties again. This episode also pulls off a delightful scene where, instead of the clone pretending to be the real Dinobot, the real version pretends to be the clone and contacts Megatron, luring him to the Maximal base.

And then Dinobot eats his own clone, which is... wow. Okay. Huh.

*Pity he never thought to combine this technology with the invisibility spray from "Attack of the Autobots", because I tell ya, few things turn the tide of a war like armies of invisible clones.

Oddly specific kinds of fanart I am ALWAYS a slut for

1. Stained glass window/church murals of characters

2. In-universe magazine covers

3. Redraws of scenes from canon in the style of a real Netflix show or video game

4. Drawing characters with way cooler outfits than they have in canon for the sake of cool outfits

5. Character design breaking down each layer and piece of a character's outfit

6. Mimicking historical art styles (e.g. vintage posters, Victorian portraits)

7. Sprawling landscape paintings of the setting that you can barely even tell is fanart because its just a beautiful landscape

EXCELLENT addition

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[ID: tumblr tags that read: “#YES #also. i will always love the playing card / tarot card fanarts”. End ID]

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truly my LEAST favorite form of advertisement these days is the faux-tiktoker/influencer who is here to Sell Me Something. the “omg unbox my Pureology (TM) skincare haul!!!” “doing the #NespressoChallenge!!!” “you guys will not BELIEVE what i got from shein-“ like its scary. its WEIRD. not only do i have no idea who these perfectly manicured, babytalking people are they feel less like real people than even an actual advertiser does. stop trying to make me believe you are my friend. you are something inhuman to me. you are a changeling. you are a brand wearing ill fitting human skin and i see its skeletal shape shift beneath the surface.

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Healing is not about getting over it. Healing is about learning to live well in the aftermath. We have many ways to live that lead to healing but none that get over It.

As @staff further refine the polls while they're rolling them out (still haven't gotten mine sadly), here's a suggestion of mine: Polls with a ten year time limit.

As of right now, it's impossible for polls to turn into long-running legendary posts. You can try, sure (see the bug race), but it's a week and then it's locked, fixed, done, and all that's left is for people to reminisce about that time there was a poll.

On the other hand, if a ten year poll gets popular, it can become part of Tumblr lore while still being updated. People can write passionate appeals for their vote and fight in the notes. Others can make graphs to show how the poll's majorities shift with each different US president or Taylor Swift album. People can make memes about "remember 2025, when option 3 was in the lead? That was a crazy time".

Why ten years, though, instead of a hundred or just no time limit? Because that way, the end becomes an event. People who voted in the poll when it was just a few hours old can watch the final countdown together, and there's a new point in Tumblr history: That day when we finally all agreed on the best option, and presumably also some important political stuff happened.

Now, granted, most ten year polls would never reach this level of notoriety. But it only takes a few polls like this to be worthwhile. Maybe this shouldn't be an option for users to select, but something the Tumblr website grants/pushes on you at random?

So, yeah. Ten year polls. They should be a thing.

Can you imagine the chaos of a 10 year poll with the options

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the chaos of a 10 year

poll with the options

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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