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@kinomiya / kinomiya.tumblr.com

captain of the takao/yuriy ship. if you hadn't heard through the grapevine, i'm not a nice person.  Счастье не бывает сразу готовым. Оно случается благодаря Вашим действиям. || ★ || ★ || discord: kinomiya.

"Ukrainians do not want a diplomatic solution", bla-bla-bla in replies. Imagine that a maniac came to your house, destroyed everything, beat and raped your family members, and now calls them by his last name and keeps them in the basement with a gag in their mouths. And wants to do the same with you, but can't reach. Indeed, why "Ukrainians do not want a diplomatic solution"? There is little room for diplomacy when someone want to wipe you off the face of the earth along with your identity. Pacifism is a privilege. Grow up, guys, or show your sources of income. I have a few guesses about this.

When a group of people constantly cry about drama but seem to consistently be at the center of drama well...

it speaks for itself don't you think?

The Neoborgs and Eurovision Headcanons

From someone who's not European, has never watched Eurovision, and has gathered all her knowledge thanks to tumblr and memes. Here we go. Ivan -Swears he won't watch it, watches it anyway -"So fucking boring" at every ballad -Gets shocked if Russia doesn't end up in the top five, even if the song itself wasn't that great -Remembers most performances from the past years, but not the contestants nor song titles. "Yura, you know that song from 2004 with the drums and the cool dance bits? Singer dressed like a cavewoman? Strong voice? How was it called?" -Throws his snack at the TV if the presenters say something stupid Bryan -Loves Eurovision, has zero shame about it -Has perfected his own drinking game that ensures everyone gets just the right level of happy-tipsy -Loudly cheers for the worst performances. "Yeahhh, go England, I too can't dance for shit!" -Films bits of the songs he likes with his phone and sends the videos to Kai -Bets against Sergei on the outcome, their speculations get more and more convoluted every year. They keep track with spreadsheets. Sergei -Is usually the first one in front of the TV, although he says it's a coincidence -Always very happy when an underdog pulls off an amazing performance -Loves crazy costumes and props, the funkier the better -Overanalyzes every performance like he's a sports commenter. "Spain sent a beautiful girl singing an anti-war song. Safe, but boring choice, but it can be expected as we know how much they struggled last year..." Yuriy -Only one not really watching, will pop in and out of the living room and ask for a recap -Knows what song Ivan is asking about, for some reason -Thinks Russia "could have done better" every year -Really good at guessing the winner, so he's not allowed to chime in in Bryan and Sergei's discussions -Rolls his eyes and mutters, "What they do for points..." whenever a performer cries or tears up.

Now this is the content I am expecting this week.

But who will break it to the boys that Russia was banned from ESC 😬😬😬

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A quick Google search where you found out Ukraine was suppose to be the host nation for ESC this year, if not for the fact that Russia has invaded their fucking country and made it impossible for them to, may have given you a better ability to read the god damn room. 🙄