Mama, we all go to hell, mama, we all go to hell, I'm writing this letter, in pink glitter gel,
never will forget the gay porn I watched where the director quietly told the bottom to “lose the anime voice” and you could see overwhelming disillusionment form in his eyes
male characters having no asses in video games is the most tragic epidemic since smallpox
like you could not spare even one more polygon? in 2023?
His url used to be just "jim"
slimegirlapologist
call my girl's hole the car door the way i'm slamming my penis in it
I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
for 189 measly dollars you can have this little gay boy climbing up on your wall
using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism
using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯
y'know what? the stained glass window designers had the right idea, we need more angels with kaleidoscope wings.
we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out
I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me
CHASER YODA: maybe trans for straight man you do, hmm? looking for something new, I am
woman: *doesn't reply*
Y: return to the force, I will. on your hands my blood will be
SAME NUMBER 2 HOURS LATER: yoda's doctor this is,
so annoying when zombie media doesn't call them zombies. ppl were calling that dude that did bath salts and bit someone a zombie and it was just one guy and you're telling me ppl would see hoards of undead cannibals and go "omgg these guys are crazy..they're like freakers or something.."