Cube : )
Minecraft

i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
what's your body weight?
i think everyone is entitled to complain about UI changes, but if you weren’t here when the reblog button was at the top of the post we can’t be in conversation
“oh it’s so different and awful and functions like an actual social media site now” correct. your pain is nothing compared to those who had to overwrite the muscle memory of scrolling back up to the top of the post to reblog
actually @staff you have the opportunity to be the funniest motherfuckers on the planet if your next UI change is to put the reblog button back on the top of the posts
post cancelled because google informs me this was over a decade ago and i am not okay
I’m using the app rn but I’ve seen posts about the dashboard looking bad
I have not logged on to tumblr desktop on over a decade but I’m mad in solidarity 👏
BTW... PSA.... even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES...
that is so cute actually
BREAKING: Donald Trump gets ensnared in a bizarre new international scandal as it's revealed that "senior Israeli figures" have been desperately trying for three years to recover a set of priceless antiquities from him.
The ancient items were lent to the White House for a 2019 Hannukah celebration and are being held by Trump at Mar-a-Lago.
The artifacts include a set of ceramic oil lamps said to be part of a collection of Israeli national treasures. They were supposed to be returned after a few weeks.
Israeli officials blame the failure to return the items on a "bureaucratic difficulty," the breakout of COVID-19, and some kind of "misunderstanding." Supposedly, it's unknown whether Trump knows the lamps are at Mar-a-Lago.
The likeliest scenario is that he is very aware. As he so often does, the habitually criminal Trump has probably just decided to keep them for himself.
One source joked that he wouldn't be surprised if "the items Israel seeks are also eventually found in some bathroom" at Mar-a-Lago just like the boxes of stolen classified documents were discovered.
It's time for another investigation.
Gamer moment
true gamers are equal opportunity haters
I used an enby pride flag in league (which gives you a little flag trail behind your character) and someone said to me:
"What are your pronouns so I can insult you properly"
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen about the whole Musk Twitter Event because imagine being so bad that John Green, the man who was famously run off Tumblr by literal maniacs editing his post to a serenade to cocks in the Green Cock Incident, considers Twitter to be The Worst Site, ie worse than Tumblr. Insane
Man's been pretty funny i wont lie
weee they are coming haha
The wraiths
i don’t know if i can do this blue sky app anymore
Dril, on twitter a couple of months ago, said that he would block every single user with a blue checkmark. people on bluesky, a website that is not twitter, have said that this is bad because content creators and sex workers sometimes buy blue checks on twitter to advertise their content. that’s literally the entire thing leading up to these posts
ouch i think i broke my vagina bones
we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh
yes
Have you ever partaken in the flesh of another?
This one shall do nicely.
35 miles, happy 24 hours.
24 miles, 19 hours and ticking.
It's ok, take your time
Hog swill
Might take a minute.
Back on track, 20 miles ~20 hours, might need a medic.
Buddy???
Found the portal, expect my corpse to arrive in 17-20 hours.
What
What the hell