"you'll never be a real man" actually I'm twice the man that any cis man will ever be because I have to claw and scrape to grasp any shred of manhood I possess from the hands of cis patriarchs while they're handed theirs free at birth.
Carolyn Bryant Donham, the woman who accused Emmett Till, is dead finally dead at 88
I hope it hurt. She's burning in hell now
My guess is they put scaffolding over that bitch
slavery
If bat mans parents died…. how was he born?
morelikeaquasad
alfred
I think the logic here is:
>we save people from fires
>fires can kill anyone, including queer people
>we also save queer people from fires
And in an age where paramedics legally refused to save the life of a trans car crash victim, that’s an important sentiment to state
I think the logic here is:
>we save people from fires
>fires can kill anyone, including queer people
>we also save queer people from fires
And in an age where paramedics legally refused to save the life of a trans car crash victim, that’s an important sentiment to state
baby was eating mac and cheese and he had the cheese sauce all over his face and my sister said "you want me to wipe your face buddy?" and I said "or you just want to revel in your cheese sauce?" and he said happily "ba REVEL" and stuck another fistful of noodles in his face
SPECIFY WHICH SPECIFIC TYPE OF CREATURE TO THE WIZARD IN THE TAGS BELOW, IF APPLICABLE, OR ELSE HE WILL DECIDE RANDOMLY. YOU GET ONE SHOT AT THIS.
Bat wings: hmm... good standby choice
Bird wings: hollow bones, too delicate
Fairy wings: cute but not my style
Dragon wings: THERE IT IS but what else ya got?
Pheonix wings: on fire. Saftey hazard. Awesome, but no thanks
Insect wings: again, too delicate
No energy for a wizard enemy so looks like DRAGON WINGS, BABAY
sure but why is this tiktok in the blood dimension
your blood is the right flavor <3
ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RSTUVWXYZ
24/26
The letter J actually IS in there
25/26
Idk why I’m hurt but I am.
the-armed-utahn
they also use white glue instead of milk for cereal and transparent glue for water droplets on cold drinks
Ice cubes are usually made with translucent silicone resin
Plates of steaming food usually have a microwaved tampon nestled inside of them.
strawberries are usually slathered in lipstick to look redder. “grilled vegetables” are usually given that grilled effect using an eyebrow pencil. do not trust commercials.
It’s less a case of “commercials have been LYING about food” and more like these product photos take hours to set up and stage under hot lights. If you are working with a bowl of cereal, it will be mush in ten minutes if you use milk. Whipped cream melts. Ice melts. Hot food gets cold. Food is a difficult medium to control in product photography, and I’m always fascinated by the tricks they use to make food appear like it’s fresh when it’s been sitting out for 6 hours.
Two things can be true
Anonymous asked:
Would you cum if a beast bit you?
They're dodging the question 🤨
I think the logic here is:
>we save people from fires
>fires can kill anyone, including queer people
>we also save queer people from fires
And in an age where paramedics legally refused to save the life of a trans car crash victim, that's an important sentiment to state
the last human died today in captivity. it was 137 years old. it passed away peacefully in it's enclosure, under a weighted blanket, clutching a Squishmallow (a type of pseudo-companion favored by the infamously social human species).
the last human's handlers are devastated despite knowing its end was near- the average lifespan of a human in the wild rarely exceeded 80 years. "it always wanted to talk to me" one handler tearfully recounted. "i'll never forget the smile it gave us every time we opened up for morning feedings. it was like i was its best friend. it really made you feel special". although the human had long since been removed from public viewings, those who had been lucky enough to see it during its exhibition days are similarly saddened by the loss. "i'll never forget," one former spectator said, "going to see the human exhibition when i was young. i was oddly frightened, but i was pushed to the front of the crowd in all the madness. it was quite the spectacle to see a human back then. i don't know if it could sense my fear, but for a moment, we made eye contact. and it waved at me. and i waved back. and it waved again, more excitedly this time." the former spectator chuckles. "they had to drag me away from the exhibit after that. i could have spent hours just sitting there with that thing, making motions at each other. how amazing it is, to be able to communicate with something so alien to you, in such a simple way".
