Bandai Japan HQ New Year window display

shit like this in 2000s era games is so funny because like we all know it’s real but in today’s internet it just feels like a shitpost

how could i have forgotten

queen harkinian

cashier: *doesnt charge me for extra sauce*

me: thanks haha

me:

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

girl don’t you ship hockey players.

And baseball players 👍🏻

everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x and the wiggles

mutuals i am on the top bunk peering over the side to look down at u & i’m goin Psst hey r u still awake

Sonic The Fighters - ソニック・ザ・ファイターズ Sega Saturn Magazine (14-06-96)-セガサターンマガジン「1996年6月14日号」

[pointing at the reader] YOU experience feelings of alienation!

I experience FEELINGS of ALIENATION!

Chrono Trigger (Square, 1995)

my favourite roast of all tiem is ‘‘you look like pepsi max’‘

how do you fucking recover

Hey girl you've got tits the size of boobs

got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

what is this looney tunes ass bullshit

I like how from the perspective of a follower someone getting their life together to the point that they no longer post is exactly indistinguishable from them getting killed by a gas explosion