do u guys wanna see the best picture of fish i ever took

council has spoken. here she is

do u guys wanna see the best picture of fish i ever took

council has spoken. here she is

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….this was an absolute R i d e and i am irrevocably curious 

Let me just say as someone who is up to date on this comic, this isn’t the wildest thing to happen.

is…IS THAT FUCKING SWIPER???!?!

I fully assumed this was just some crazy one-shot, and now I find out there’s over a hundred other pages just like it.

There’s how many pages.

there’s 131 pages and this comic is a masterpiece

making people on reddit mad

everyone likes to talk about fucked up joke spells like "super brain hemmorage" and "fill lungs with water" but i let my players make spells once theyre a certain level and my sorceror just sent me this text

I found this meme on r/19684, and it is just so damn good

Rule

Every day I learn of new unique gimmick blogs on tumblr

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This here is me homunculus flesh puppet that me soul will transfer to in the event of me death. It’s got no soul insider it right now, so we keep it in a constant state a euphoria ter keep it from massacrin’ me customers.

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST 

this post is now 5 years old. Max is 10 and i hope he’s still schemin’

Pokemon Heritage Post

We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning

The heavy implication that historical ‘abstract’ poetry that people have been analysing for ages without being able to conclude the meaning could have just been shitpost level in-jokes between poets is sending me.

One of my favorite genres of post

Hmm. Whatever *deactivates your baptism with my mind*

LEST WE FORGET that immediately after his fall, Mankind was put on a stretcher to be removed from the ring… only to get off the stretcher, fight off officials trying to stop him, and climb back up to The Undertaker… who proceeded to chokeslam Mankind THROUGH the cage panel DOWN into the ring.

Garfield canonically has the psychic power to invade your horny thoughts

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people