found out how mimeographs work yesterday and it's extremely cool. you can use a typewriter to cut little letter stencils into a sheet and then it's basically screenprinting with a drum. that shit is so sick. what I really want though is a Selectric so I can swap out the orb that all the letterforms are on for different ones with different fonts. truly the Cadillac of typewriters (Underwood is the Rolls Royce obviously)
ok I was kidding when I called them "font balls" but that is apparently the actual terminology
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here
reblog heavy
Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper
“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”
“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would you like to do two of those?”
“Yes and also I’m going to kiss you on the mouth when I get to the window.”
honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.
and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.
every other social media site: here's how many followers this person has
tumblr:
Now that they make a big visible deal out of whether a person in your notes is a mutual or not I'm afraid it's only days before they also put your follower number somewhere on your blog so people can see that too
does anyone else hate that work takes up like 90% of your life and you literally are always working and have to form plans and important things and even seeing friends or eating meals around work. it's always just work. im spending my life just being At Work. i don't have time for hobbies or for seeing friends bc it’s always Work. like two days off a week isn't even enough because my days off aren't consecutive so i just spend those days exhausted or doing errands or house chores. there is not enough Time. all the time goes to Work. WHY IS LIFE THIS WAY. humans were not meant for this
They keep automating shit and instead of it enriching society as a whole and, for instance, allowing the average worker to have more leisure since machinery and computers and automation allow us to create the same productivity in far less time, instead of that, instead we get to work the same amount of time so that all the surplus productivity can be siphoned out of our actual human lifespans and funneled into the pockets of shareholders, and the American government actually ruled that the companies are REQUIRED to do that, it's REQUIRED to prioritize paying more money to your stockholders rather than take action to help the workers of the business or keep it actually sustainable, because capitalism will fail if number no go up steep every day and meanwhile we can't even have fucking SLEEP SCHEDULES because the algorithm is in charge of our shift schedules because that saves some extra pennies to pay to the shareholders and -
Commission for @bellisadinosaur of their Fallout RP character, DC!
LOOK AT MY GIIIIRLLL
thank you so much!! She looks amazing!!!! My little hellion tearing through the Mojave. ♥♥♥
found the artist's name in the notes and went looking because this slaps (it's called A Place Where I'll Dance) and its not even their best song. check this shit out:
Remember to boost for demographics!
I like tannins just fine but my taste beds are so sensitive to the taste of alcohol that it's overpowering. I can taste the alcohol in communion wine. It's a problem! And not just because communion isn't really the time to be grimacing like you just spooned spoiled and rancid grape jelly onto your tongue.
Fun fact though: you're supposed to pair red wine with red meat because the wine cleans your tongue of the beef's fat so you can taste the rest of the meal, right? Well, you can get the same effect with dark sodas like pepsi and coke! And citrusy sodas like squirt taste great with fish!
Hate the rancid taste of communion wine? Are you sure that God loves us and wants us to be happy? Do you just not want to imbibe and potentially lose your initiative bonus in the presence of #ChurchLadies?
We'll have I got the product for you! Come on down to the 5/3rds Church of Our Lady of Ecstatic Agnosticism and try our new
COMMUNION COLA!!
The ONLY fully-caffeinated bodily-fluid based beverage of Christ that will let you commune with God in such divine flavors as:
- Popetacular Pineapple!
- Sangria de Christo!
- Our Lady of Guavalupe!
- Zero-Calorie INRI!
- Faith-based-healer Pepper!
- Sermon-on-the-Mount-ain Dew!
- Biblically Accurate Blue Raspberry!
- And of course, or original Consecrated Cola!
So come on down and get a carbonated lift to your spirits!
Literally believed this was a real thing until I read the list