Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.

woah sea shells

Bug Like an Angel

this is so fucking funny to me

Joel's gone soft on him.

It's true– Really, it is, Jimmy thinks, eyebrows furrowed in thought. Joel's gone soft.

Don't get him wrong, it's not a bad thing. 'Cuz Jimmy isn't like that and softness doesn't mean weak... It's just that he's not used to it.

Like. At all.

He's not used to this side of Joel, the one that sleeps with Jimmy keeping watch, snoring and curled up on his side. Joel's a light sleeper, and it kinda shows. His face scrunches up when Jimmy stops playing with his hair, idly combing through them for no other reason than because he can. 

They're still touchy, always have been, and Joel's never been one to shy from playing rough. He's the same, same old Joel, except sometimes he isn't. Sometimes he's more.

Joel shifts in his sleep, mumbling something under his breath. Jimmy's hand stills, fingers between soft strands.

You know I really love the current prank war going on right now, but more than anything I am incredibly amused by the dynamic of Grian's pranks as opposed to Doc's pranks.

Doc builds a hyper accurate tnt canon and forces Grian to blow up Mumbo's base door.

Grian's response?

A million chickens.

Doc sends a good chunk of the chickens back and carpet bombs 3 people's bases with duplicated dragon eggs achieved by a hyper efficient game rules breaking machine.

Grian writes Live Laugh Love on the side of his base in wool.

That last interaction is possibly the funniest thing to me because it really does feel like one side is taking this so much more seriously than the other and is somehow still losing.

The big, serious super villain is fighting a bunch of teenagers who are yelling "Your mom suck me good through my jorts" and somehow the teens have the upper hand.

This is some Looney Toons type shit and I'm loving it.

thanks @im-literally-just-sitting-here for the idea

how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

Although Joel in the Life series doesn’t have any strong loyalties towards anyone, he does desire his own allies. But it seems that every time he gains one, he quickly loses them whether he wanted to or not.

In 3rd Life, he kept agreeing to become allies with anyone who offered it to him, but in the end they didn’t matter and he was left to die alone with his wolves. Even though he did join the team in hunting and fighting the Red King Ren, he was still alone and didn’t have anyone to come save him. Only his wolves were with him until the end.

In Last Life, he gained an ally right at the start, Scar. Together they made the Magical Mountain duo, but as quickly as the alliance was made, it fell just as fast in one episode when Joel went red and he was once again, alone. Trying to kill others as the only way for him to have a friend, because no one wants to talk to a red name. 

And he did gain a friend, Grian, as well as the other members who went red, but it’s usually Grian who we usually see him together with as reds. They made a formidable team, but just like in 3rd Life, he once again died alone without any of his teammates with him. Although in 3rd Life he was mostly alone, it’s in Last Life where he was the loneliest.

And now in Double Life, where the members are literally forced to have a teammate right at the start, Etho has been shown to prefer someone else over Joel. Even though we can see they make a fun and chaotic duo with little to no problems between them, Etho tries to get back with Bdubs at almost any chance he could get. Fate has literally put him and Joel together, but it seems that Joel is just destined to be alone.

Joel has lasted long in the Life series, he is a force to be reckoned with and a very good Minecraft player, he has survived for so long in these death games because of his skills and traps. But he never wins despite his prowess, because it’s always the people with teammates and strong alliances who make it to the end. Although he tries, his alliances are doomed to fail.

Scar and Grian getting damaged being synced is as funny as you think it would be

Imagine the past soulmates of the Bad Boys seeing how much their partner has changed this season.

Scar couldn’t care less.

Or atleast that’s what he tries to tell himself. Grian never even loved him in Double Life so why should Scar care how he’s doing? BigB should probably be more confused then him even if Scar knows this entire persona is very out of character for Grian. The alliance probably won’t even last, knowing him he’ll probably betray his allies.

But no matter how much he tries to tell himself that he doesn’t care, he can’t get rid of the feeling that this is the only time Grian has changed his skin in the entire series.

The two full seasons Scar had been with Grian, the latter never switched out of his red sweater but now that Jimmy and Joel have rolled around suddenly he’s in a leather jacket with sunglasses? Occasionally even a suit? He can only feel a little hurt because at the end of the day Grian probably doesn’t care about him anymore…it’s not like hes made an effort to talk.

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

hi i hope this is ok to add on to but here are some i noticed you didn’t have also my phone is running at like 2fps trying to type this so i hope this goes through…

Week 1 of @shepscapades 's Hermit Design Event ~!

Hermits but what if dnd

Rambling and non-group pics below

boat boys, my beloved

I’ve never read a more bdubs post before

Scar is an unlucky pirate, drifting in the sea on his small raft. Grian is a lonely merman who just happens to look exactly like Scar's long-lost best friend huh

Working on my Empires finale piece! Here’s one of the paintings that’ll be a part of it 😄🐰❤️‍🔥