The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself
The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET
this is to the guy in the electronics department at walmart who when I approached and said “game” because it was the only word that would come to me, went “yeah” and walked me straight to tears of the kingdom, no questions asked
cant stop thinking abt this bit from a psa about activated charcoal flushing your medications from your system
5'2 shy goth tgirls. or something. idk
I feel like the D&D character creation process is missing one vital step
these posts have the same vibes imo 💯
and this tweet as well
this also
Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.
Some gems that from the notes that I missed/were too long to put as an answer
“if you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be”
“i am not a tree. i am a bush”
spotify: we noticed you're in your car. to minimize distractions we changed all the ui you have muscle memory for to something else. okay love you bye
i’m the tell her i said “nice tits”
official boob post








